1. Literary ORA: Voice from inside: "Hey, there's no amontillado in here!"
2. Ty Pennington returns from Thailand with a fabulous new look.
3. "Madame Secretary, I am seriously only here to fix the drywall. Please put your pantsuit back on."
4. "Hot chick drilling hard wood" was one of the most disappointing search results ever.
5. "I feel like Ronald Reagan," lamented the Habitat for Humanity volunteer. "Always having to come around and fix the sh-t Carter f-cked up."
Best of Double the U
Silly girl, that isn't how you make a sandwich.
Best of dub
Whoa Lisa....stop. That glory hole is wayyyyy too big!
Best of GregMan
Being a woman, Grace never could figure out why the drill didn't spread the paint more evenly...
Best of Rodney Dill
220, 221, whatever it takes.
Best of Rodney Dill
Drill Baby, Drill.
Best of jj
Damn batteries die just when you need them....just like my vibrator.
Best of Vinneh
Debbie was psyching herself up before she went to divorce court.
16 comments:
Silly girl, that isn't how you make a sandwich.
I refuse to check out any woman with bigger wood than mine.
Whoa Lisa....stop. That glory hole is wayyyyy too big!
There are a couple of things *I'd* like to ask Bob Vila....
Drill Baby Drill!
Being a woman, Grace never could figure out why the drill didn't spread the paint more evenly...
It's all fun and games until someone screws her left hand into the particle board.
220, 221, whatever it takes.
Drill Baby, Drill.
Following the footsteps of Jimmy Carter, ex-President Obama launches “Homes for Hemorphidites”.
I need a good screwing…I need a good screwing…Ouch!
Tim the Tool Guy was proud of his latest drill attachment.
When Lisa was told by the rest of the construction crew that she was gonna get screwed on the wall she took it a bit too literal.
Damn batteries die just when you need them....just like my vibrator.
Debbie was psyching herself up before she went to divorce court.
Vinneh
FYI: Not drilling - otherwise she'd be drilling her fingers. It has a screwdriver attachment.
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