Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Crying Children... Is There Anything More Arousing?




1. OK,OK,OK... you can have one more hour of math homework, then off to bed.

2. "Oh, stop your crying. Mitt Romney isn't going to fire you."

3. "And the 'winners' of the Organ Harvest Lottery are Li-Chang, Soo-Hua, and Huang-Shi."

4. Children everywhere reacted the same way to Van Halen's godawful reunion single.

5. Told you guys not to bet on LSU. Roll Tide!

Best of prince of leaves
Not seen in NoKo propaganda photo: the 'minders' tightening the C-clamps on their ankles to make their suffering more convincing.

Best of GregMan
"Waaah, Gojhira destroyed our school! Now we can't take our Calculus exam!"

Best of GregMan
Workers at the Online Essay Writing Company react to the news that they're all being laid off after withering criticism on CapThis results in a sharp sales drop-off.

Best of dub
With all this whining and carrying on, Sophie's choice is becomming a LOT easier.

Best of jimmy
Due to NoKo's increasing budget crisis, the school cafeteria had to serve Barney as that day's mystery meat.
Best of Dr. Doom
"No we don't want to hear about Ron Paul again", cried the students.

Best of Vinneh
Typical Asian kids react to a snow day at school.

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

2016: South Korean children sob uncontrollably at the news that Kim Jong-Un has been deposed, North and South will be reunifying, and they're going to be paying for it for the rest of their working lives.

prince of leaves said...

Not seen in NoKo propaganda photo: the 'minders' tightening the C-clamps on their ankles to make their suffering more convincing.

GregMan said...

"But, but me really do rove you rong time!"

academic writing freelance said...

Excellent post! it's really interesting.

GregMan said...

"Waaah, Gojhira destroyed our school! Now we can't take our Calculus exam!"

GregMan said...

Workers at the Online Essay Writing Company react to the news that they're all being laid off after withering criticism on CapThis results in a sharp sales drop-off.

dub said...

Sorry kids...but your parents already have a kid. Please, get into this train car.

dub said...

With all this whining and carrying on, Sophie's choice is becomming a LOT easier.

jimmy said...

Due to NoKo's increasing budget crisis, the school cafeteria had to serve Barney as that day's mystery meat.

or....

Pweez! No more Justin Bee-bur moo-zic! We do any-ting!

dadoctah said...

♪♫ "I'd rike to teach the worrd to sing
In perfect harmoneeee...!" ♫♪

dadoctah said...

Bieber Fever: pretty much the same in every country.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The State Dept. on PMS -
My name is NOT Hirrary Crinton! If you little brats don't learn how to pronounce the letter L, I'm going to stuff Hello Kitty in this burlap sack and toss it in the sea!

-OR-

Reuters later acknowledged that N.Korean propagandists had photoshopped new jackets onto the kids in front AND airbrushed plump cheeks on their emaciated faces. Madison Avenue is now offering the foreign talent full time jobs.

-OR-

Their parents were hanged for repeating this joke - "How sick is he? Well, they've changed his name from Kim Jung Il to Kim Jung Dead"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kids, remember those fish our grorious dead reader gave you as a gift right before he died? We forgot to mention... they were supposed to rast the rest of this year. Oh, and our sordiers want you to return those warm jackets. NOW.

Dr. Doom said...

In this North Korean press release school children are shown reacting 'spontaneously' to the news that Kim Jong Il had died. Later in the day Reuters released another angle of the shot showing workers from the Ministry of Glorious State Information releasing pepper spray just off camera...

Dr. Doom said...

"No we don't want to hear about Ron Paul again", cried the students.

Anonymous said...

bud-WISE-er! Anheuser-Busch enters the Korean market.

Jack Reacher said...

They always react that way when they're told their share of the national debt.

Rodney Dill said...

"Piss on you, I work for Mare Brooks."

Submariner said...

Not Ling Ling!

Anonymous said...

Typical Asian kids react to a snow day at school.

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

Thai girls react to the news that Secretary of State Clinton is returning to Bangkok for more "high level meetings"...

Steve O said...

In other news today, 3,286 Chinese were fired, and their children starved, to create 42 American steelworker jobs.

According to White House economic analysts, the world is now better off by 42 jobs.