Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Care to Explain This?

Schneider


1. "Eek! A Republican! Save me, Bruce!"

2. "So, what do you say, Congressman Frank? Can we get a mortgage or not?"

3. 49'ers Cheerleaders relax after the end of a long season.

4. "Hey, Michael Phelps, don't bogart that sh-t!"

5. "Ewww! No! Don't put me down! My skin will get all wrinkly."

Best of jj
Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.

Best of Whacko
"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."

Best of BananaRepublican
Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.

Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.

Best of Dactyl
He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.

Best of Passionate Conservative
'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"

ORA Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"

Best of Submariner
ORA: I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...

Best of prince of leaves
It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.

29 comments:

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Rodney Dill said...

Thith it THPARTA

jj said...

OK Bruce, we all know that you're padding 'the package'...

jj said...

Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.

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Whacko said...

Everyone pees in the pool but only Bruce does it while toting his, um, friend.

Whacko said...

"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."

dadoctah said...

Sadly, ghey Tuesday put this picture in direct conflict with the no-parking sign in the background.

BananaRepublican said...

Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.

Army of Mom said...

The water was definitely not cold.

Army of Mom said...

This is how a lot of my dreams start.

Army of Mom said...

Uh, Trey ... you're leaking soap from your junk. I think they have antibiotics for that.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.

Army of Mom said...

No, you cannot have dibs. I saw him first.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad is so thoughtful. He had my Valentine's Day gifts delivered.

Army of Mom said...

This is why my new car is always shiny clean.

Dactyl said...

He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.

JohnS1959 said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hudson Trail Outfitters of San Francisco demonstrates their new inflatable back pack. Can also be used as a fake passenger in HOV lanes or as a "friend" to take home if you strike out at the fern bar.

-OR-

Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.

-OR-

♫ ♩ He ain't heavy, he's my Siamese twin brother. ♬ ♪

Passionate Conservative said...

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Passionate Conservative said...

'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"

Matt the K said...

Hmmm...all this time I thought Jack Johnson was his name, not what he liked to do...

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"

Rodney Dill said...

Welease Bawabbas

Submariner said...

ORA:

I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...

Submariner said...

"Medalling in the summer games" has a slightly different meaning on Fire Island.

Adriane said...

I usually carry my cucumbers in the little plastic bags they have at the produce counter ... but live & let live, I say ...

prince of leaves said...

It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.