1. "Eek! A Republican! Save me, Bruce!"
2. "So, what do you say, Congressman Frank? Can we get a mortgage or not?"
3. 49'ers Cheerleaders relax after the end of a long season.
4. "Hey, Michael Phelps, don't bogart that sh-t!"
5. "Ewww! No! Don't put me down! My skin will get all wrinkly."
Best of jj
Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.
Best of Whacko
"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."
Best of BananaRepublican
Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.
Best of Dactyl
He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.
Best of Passionate Conservative
'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"
ORA Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"
Best of Submariner
ORA: I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...
Best of prince of leaves
It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.
29 comments:
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Thith it THPARTA
OK Bruce, we all know that you're padding 'the package'...
Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.
Great !GAys fight!
Everyone pees in the pool but only Bruce does it while toting his, um, friend.
"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."
Sadly, ghey Tuesday put this picture in direct conflict with the no-parking sign in the background.
Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.
The water was definitely not cold.
This is how a lot of my dreams start.
Uh, Trey ... you're leaking soap from your junk. I think they have antibiotics for that.
Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.
No, you cannot have dibs. I saw him first.
Army of Dad is so thoughtful. He had my Valentine's Day gifts delivered.
This is why my new car is always shiny clean.
He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.
"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"
Hudson Trail Outfitters of San Francisco demonstrates their new inflatable back pack. Can also be used as a fake passenger in HOV lanes or as a "friend" to take home if you strike out at the fern bar.
-OR-
Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.
-OR-
♫ ♩ He ain't heavy, he's my Siamese twin brother. ♬ ♪
What the guys at cheap essays do when they're not spamming blogs.
'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"
Hmmm...all this time I thought Jack Johnson was his name, not what he liked to do...
"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"
Welease Bawabbas
ORA:
I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...
"Medalling in the summer games" has a slightly different meaning on Fire Island.
I usually carry my cucumbers in the little plastic bags they have at the produce counter ... but live & let live, I say ...
It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.
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