1. "Eek! A Republican! Save me, Bruce!"
2. "So, what do you say, Congressman Frank? Can we get a mortgage or not?"
3. 49'ers Cheerleaders relax after the end of a long season.
4. "Hey, Michael Phelps, don't bogart that sh-t!"
5. "Ewww! No! Don't put me down! My skin will get all wrinkly."
Best of jj
Prospective freshmen for Penn State do a little....um... relaxing around Jerry's pool.
Best of Whacko
"Hey everyone! Let's all go shopping in my new Prius."
Best of BananaRepublican
Army of Mom's pool parties are never boring.
Best of Army of Mom
Oddly enough, I'd like to have that guy on my back, too.
Best of Dactyl
He may not look like much but he'll make point-five past light speed.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well, he is a bit heavy", replied Bruce, "But the little black kid they gave me was a girl, ewww!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ted dared the lifeguard who was yelling "No Food In The Pool!!" to confiscate the other half of his Subway sandwich.
Best of Passionate Conservative
'ow to speak Oztralian: "Queah"
ORA Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'm confused, I thought you said I could help you and your Uncle Jack off his horse?"
Best of Submariner
ORA: I, I think it's a, a, Baby Ruth...
Best of prince of leaves
It was all fun and games until the WASP-only pool association discovered Jerry was Jewish.