Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Breast Exam


1. "Got any M&M's in there?"

2. "Mind if I pet your sweater puppies."

3. Eastern Europeans have little understanding of the concept of personal space.

4. "OK, Real and Spectacular... just checking."

5. "The punishment for wearing stupid hats is mandatory breast spanking." 

33 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Calling to order this meeting of the Benny Hill Appreciation Society...

WV: offal. Heh.

Dr. Doom said...

"She grabbed me like this and then she just ripped my implants out right there at the TSA checkpoint", related Sonja...

Dr. Doom said...

One man's fantasy is... Dub's nightmare.

Anonymous said...

"Look, Jimmy Hoffa!"

Or,

"That little black kid should not be in there! Should be on your back!"

- OIAO

Anonymous said...

Got milk?

Vinneh

bluew said...

Why Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Excuse me while I whip this out

Submariner said...

AoM sizes up the competition...

Submariner said...

DEFinately more than 3 ounces of gel. I think TSA will try to confiscate 'em...

Submariner said...

So tell me Bridgette; if I keep going lower will I find a ghey kitteh?

Submariner said...

...and remember; the safe word is diflorotriethylalmine...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Local governments couldn't afford to hire agents to conduct mandated metro transit inspections, so they outsourced to volunteers, leading to a rash of copycat gropings.

-OR-

This Old House meets Hints from Heloise
"Well see, there's your problem. A leaky valve. Easy to fix with duct tape."


-OR-

Oh, sorry, I thought this is how you play "Where's Waldo?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh, great, I found your contact lens but now my pinky ring's caught on your nipple ring!

-OR-

Pickpocket - U R Doing It RONG

-OR-

Universal Healthcare Breast Exams will be free for all, but there's a catch... it will literally be a free for all.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Elaine and Sidra get their boobs enlarged for the FOX reality show - "Streetcar Named Desire" where buxom lesbians try to pick up skinny chicks.

-OR-

Nothing "spectacular" about Massive Mammary Syndrome beyond the garment industry's ability to hold them off the floor.

-OR-

This is how I test honeydew and canteloupe ripeness.

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See... if you twist it this way, you can pick up the BBC.

-OR-

You fraud! That's not Dr. Myrbani's "Super Size Me" work, that's the new Victoria's Secret Weather Balloons bra.

essays said...

Nice post. Thanks for it!

Anonymous said...

Ooops. That has never happened to my chewing gum before. Hang on, almost got it.

Rodney Dill said...

I think the six of us will be very happy together.

Double the U said...

relax, she is just providing a jump start.

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GregMan said...

"Nope, the Best Of's aren't in there. Got any other ideas where they might be?"

GregMan said...

"So that's where my online term paper is!"

jj said...

Here's where I put mine so that I don't fracture my kneecaps1

dub said...

And here is the argument in favor of global warming.

Any questions?

dub said...

You sure they're ok? I'm starting to feel inadequate compared to the size of my dogs tits.

Dr. Doom said...

Breast Exam - your doing it RONG - but please, carry on...

vw: whinechi - (n) that inner quality possessed by liberals that when focused by the lens made of the confluence of greed and laziness results in protests such as OWS...

Artfldgr said...

Can i borrow your cell phone?

Artfldgr said...

Told ya my hands were cold...

Anonymous said...

With the pencil test over, Mona couldn't find her pencil.

Vinneh

curly said...

The weather report called for funnel clouds and titty twisters.

curly said...

Megan receives coaching for the job interview with Hillary Clinton: “Now how do you react when Madame Secretary does this?”

curly said...

I found it ironic that the Boobs Not Buses gals rode the #15 Express to the protest.

curly said...

“No sweetie. This is a nipple. Napal is a country in Asia.

Rodney Dill said...

Just like two Rottweilers fighting in a bag