1. Non-Establishment Republicans for Romney meet for their national convention.
2.The secret warehouse wear Mitt Romney keeps his changed policy positions is located in suburban Illinois.
3. The Romney campaign displays the warehouse containing the precise amount of liquor it will be necessary to distribute to get Republicans to vote for him.
4. The cardboard boxes were added at the last minute to convey a sense of enthusiasm lacking in most Romney supporters.
5. Romney has carefully stored and cataloged every bowel movement he has ever had in a warehouse outside Tewksbury.
Best of Passionate Conservative
OH yeah? Well look at the cases of beer I STOLE from the minimart!
Best of jj
Um...shouldn't we cover up all of this hair gel?
Best of Jack Reacher
ORA: Romney's policy positions are being examined by top men. Top men.
Best of JohnS1959
he Iowa Mormons for Ron Paul (all four of them) prepare for the final push to the caucus by vandalizing Romney posters around Des Moines...
Best of Submariner
With a little bit of effort, we can use all these lost Franken votes tomorrow...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Is it just me, or does that "R" look more like the back side of a donkey?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Gee, 7pm and nobody's shown up yet. Maybe the public really is turned off by all our lies and hyperbole?
Best of GregMan
"So the plan is we hide all the CapThis 'Best Ofs' in these boxes until Governor Romney wins the caucus."
Best of curly
Anticipating a visit and possible endorsement by Governor Huckabee, the efficient Romney campaign staff made sure that there were plenty of snacks on hand.
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OH yeah? Well look at the cases of beer I STOLE from the minimart!
Um...shouldn't we cover up all of this hair gel?
ORA: Romney's policy positions are being examined by top men. Top men.
The Iowa Mormons for Ron Paul (all four of them) prepare for the final push to the caucus by vandalizing Romney posters around Des Moines...
With a little bit of effort, we can use all these lost Franken votes tomorrow...
Is it just me, or does that "R" look more like the back side of a donkey?
Wow, guys, this reminds me of that M*A*S*H episode where firewood was scarce and Henry Blake said he was "speaking from inside a big empty."
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What if they held a primary and nobody came?
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Gee, 7pm and nobody's shown up yet. Maybe the public really is turned off by all our lies and hyperbole?
Nah, we can spin this - how about, "attendance was light due to a scientist's phony claims about global warming and acid rain."
"So the plan is we hide all the CapThis 'Best Ofs' in these boxes until Governor Romney wins the caucus."
"Wait, what? The caucuses were TUESDAY? Oh cr@p."
They say Romney is worth a million box.
Anticipating a visit and possible endorsement by Governor Huckabee, the efficient Romney campaign staff made sure that there were plenty of snacks on hand.
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