Sunday, January 08, 2012

The Atomic Weight of Tebow is Awesome!

Best of Shayne
(thawt bubble) "Gawd, pull my finger."
(I'm going to Hell)

Best of dadoctah
Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!

Best of Army of Dad
Two Bronco quarterbacks each look to their saviors.

Best of Double the U
God, it's me Tebow... I still want that pony.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Worst. weathervane. ever.

Best of Submariner
"...and for next week might I remind you that Brady married a woman that prostitutes herself on runways and modeled underwear... (uh, strike that last part, I guess I did too.)"

Best of Dactyl
Tebow correctly predicts the number of passes he'll complete against New England.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Now if you could only help me write a dissertation."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hey look, one of my passes got stuck in the Jumbotron", said Mr. Tebow...

25 comments:

blue said...

yea but for Tebow to get the support of the liberals he'd have to announce that he was gay

Anonymous said...

Bronco fans are gay. (pre- clinton era-- gay = happy)

sixdegreesofblondness said...

Talent on loan from You. Thanks.

Shayne said...

(thawt bubble) "Gawd, pull my finger."
(I'm going to Hell)

dadoctah said...

Aiieee!!! Gojira!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Overly Confident, Easily Confused
The sky is falling? Well, I suppose I can hold it up.

-OR-

I'll get you, pigeon!

-OR-

Look, up in the sky. Is it a birdie? Is it a plane? No, it's my self-promotional blimp!

Army of Dad said...

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

Anonymous #2 said...

Tebow: Thanks again, God.
God: You should also thank Ed Morrissey over at HotAir for jinxing the Steelers by saying that you are not a very good quarterback.
Tebow: Heh, good one!

Army of Dad said...

Two Bronco quarterbacks each look to their saviors.

Rodney Dill said...

The Sword of Damocles is hangin' over my head.

Double the U said...

God, it's me Tebow... I still want that pony.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. weathervane. ever.

GregMan said...

"Look! A Heavenly choir!"

GregMan said...

"Look at the next picture! It's John McCain groping Mitt Romney! I sure hope that chick with the tablet is putting it on YouTube!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The wind is calm.

-OR-

He could be giving us the answer to either - "What is the combined IQ of the republican candidates?" or "What is Obamalama's IQ?"


-OR-

Just as in elementary school, our playbook says this means I have to pee.

-OR-

After they probed me, their ship flew straight up into the sky.

Rodney Dill said...

"It's full of stars....."
"It's the sky, Moron."

Steve O said...

I suppose defenses will have to add "Cover the receivers" back to the list of things to do if they want to beat the Broncos.

Submariner said...

"...and for next week might I remind you that Brady married a woman that prostitutes herself on runways and modeled underwear... (uh, strike that last part, I guess I did too.)"

Submariner said...

...and for next week, my favorite verse will be Phil 4:13, so, You know...

Dactyl said...

Tebow correctly predicts the number of passes he'll complete against New England.

Dactyl said...

Tebow epically fails the 'touch your nose' part of his random drug screening.

Anonymous said...

At least one man has the country looking up to Heaven.

Submariner said...

Uh, Father, dude? How about a REAL miracle next week? Help me go 22 for 27 with 5 to the house?

Rodney Dill said...

"Now if you could only help me write a dissertation."

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey look, one of my passes got stuck in the Jumbotron", said Mr. Tebow...