1. Hussein should have known better than to approach M'Chel on a heavy flow day.
2. The horrible secret behind Prego spaghetti sauce.
3. Disney's PMS-themed Water Park was a bigger misfire than Euro-Disney.
4. In his second term, Obama decided to just slaughter the 1% and bathe in their blood.
5. The thing has got Barack... Yea! Go Thing!
Best of GregMan
The Gerbil's Revenge starring Richard Gere had some amazing special effects.
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Headline: Mensa Messes Mises, Miscues Menses, Moans Missus
Translation: The brainy hard currency advocate’s wife complained of his googling the mistyping of “Mises Institute”.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The owner of the tomato farm regretted hanging the "Throw yourself into your work" motivational poster in the cafeteria.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Charlene? Your tampon came out again!
Best of Jack Reacher
Oh, damn. The plug holding all those backed up captions has failed.
Best of Dr. Doom
No amount of butt closures is going to fix that...
Best of prince of leaves
The FDA subsequently issued new rulings to prevent Cthulhu-spawn from being fraudulently sold for calamari.
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BREAKING NEWS....Detroit City Council is barraged by protests when citizens find out that they will not be getting free tampons.
Best of dadoctah
Trial commercial for the new Ocean Spray X-treme Cranberry.