Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Ah Love Yew, Goggeh


1. Chelsea Clinton Wednesday continues.

2.George lost a bet on Rob Paul winning the Iowa caucuses and as a result must make out with Joy Behar.

3. "Mmmmm, delicious wood tick."

4. George figured if he practiced by kissing a filthy, sh*t-eating dog every day between now and the election, he might be able to stomach voting for Romney.

5. George commits a major faux pas at the Royal wedding. "No, no, Camilla is the one over there!"

Best of dub
He puts the 'stiff' in Mastiff.

Best of prince of leaves
The love that dare not bark its name.

Best of Jack Reacher
The guy married to Debbie Wasserman Schulz shows the true meaning of commitment.

Threadwinner: Spineless Vertebrae
"If the love between Jacob and Bella has taught us anything, it's that bestiality is okay!"

Best of Rodney Dill
Santorum: "That's what I'm talkin' about."

Best of curly
Michelle’s latest secret lover was everything that Obama was not: tender, doting, heterosexual.

Best of curly
Bruce’s bionic Seeing Eye dog came with instructions printed in Braille on top of it’s head.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Later, he blamed "beer goggles" but the dog's still suing for petimony.

Best of Dr. Doom
Meet Rex, the new Mayor of Enumclaw. He was the first successful write in candidate in the town's history...

Best of GregMan
Cameras captured the precise moment when Spike confused "Good Dog" with "Chew His Face Off".

19 comments:

dub said...

He puts the 'stiff' in Mastiff.

jj said...

m'chelle shape shifts into a canine to begin the ritual of nga'chuq with the unsuspecting human.

prince of leaves said...

After a lifetime of denial, Barney Frank finally comes out of the doghouse.

prince of leaves said...

The love that dare not bark its name.

prince of leaves said...

"...because unlike blonde *human* bitches, this one can be taught not to crap on the rug!"

Jack Reacher said...

The guy married to Debbie Wasserman Schulz shows the true meaning of commitment.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"If the love between Jacob and Bella has taught us anything, it's that bestiality is okay!"

essay online said...

Very interesting!

Rodney Dill said...

Santorum: "That's what I'm talkin' about."

curly said...

Nothing to see here folks…Just another white politician kissing babies in da hood, pandering for votes.

curly said...

Michelle’s latest secret lover was everything that Obama was not: tender, doting, heterosexual.

curly said...

Bruce’s bionic Seeing Eye dog came with instructions printed in Braille on top of it’s head.

curly said...

The original “Dog Whisperer” got booted off the show for leaving one too many a wet willie.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Later, he blamed "beer goggles" but the dog's still suing for petimony.

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AP IOWA Caucus Update: Perry, Bachman and Gingrich all lose to a surprise write-in candidate named Rover. Conservative zealots blame evolution, demand recount.

Dr. Doom said...

Meet Rex, the new Mayor of Enumclaw. He was the first successful write in candidate in the town's history...

GregMan said...

Cameras captured the precise moment when Spike confused "Good Dog" with "Chew His Face Off".

GregMan said...

See, even Hillary can find true love!

Rodney Dill said...

Roooooby does

Anonymous said...

Mmmh...Nothing beats that
'brand-new-dog' smell!