1. And with the new software patch, Government Motors' line of Day Care Androids hardly ever rip the little buggers heads off any more.
2. "So, Timmy, you ever seen a cyborg naked?"
3. To free up more time for golf, the SCOAMF programmed a robot to do his bowing for him.
4. "Gee RoboCop, I didn't know you were a tight end at Penn State."
5. After RoboCop finished his brutal enforcement of the school's zero tolerance policies on drugs, bullying, sexual harassment, unhealthy food, dress code, cell phones and tardiness... Timmy was the only kid to survive to second grade.