Saturday, December 03, 2011

When Billy Met Robo Cop


1. And with the new software patch, Government Motors' line of Day Care Androids hardly ever rip the little buggers heads off any more.

2. "So, Timmy, you ever seen a cyborg naked?"

3. To free up more time for golf, the SCOAMF programmed a robot to do his bowing for him.

4. "Gee RoboCop, I didn't know you were a tight end at Penn State."

5. After RoboCop finished his brutal enforcement of the school's zero tolerance policies on drugs, bullying, sexual harassment, unhealthy food, dress code, cell phones and tardiness... Timmy was the only kid to survive to second grade.


19 comments:

Whacko said...

Robot: "We come in peace. Take me to your leader."

Kid: "Sorry. We don't have a leader. We have a SCOAMF instead."

blue said...

"Ever Tickle a Robo-Pickle?"

dadoctah said...

We see here a mindless automaton that, while bearing a superficial resemblance to a human being, can be programmed to carry out its orders without a hint of compassion.

Also some guy in a metal suit.

Spin said...

"O_l c_n, oiL _an, OIL CAN!"

ORA

Anonymous said...

Kid: "You must be V the K's Master Monor!"

- Oiao

WV = Dicinal (does this mean what I think it does?)

Anonymous said...

Shit - this WV = unick (I guess that really is dicinal, per my previous post). I'm really starting to see a trend here, an I don't like it.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We've got to stop meeting like this.

-OR-

Mr. Robo, what were you doing with the teacher in the broom closet?
Wrestling... Changing my floppy into a hard drive.... Going where no robot has gone before.... That does not compute.

-OR-

RoboCop does ORA
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

WordVerify: ursole - What you sick intercourses would have to give up if a god really existed.

jj said...

Recently released pictures of Jerry Sandusky at a neighborhood school Halloween party...

jj said...

OK kid, I get it. You're more clever than me. Now put those damn magnets away!

Dr. Doom said...

Little Bobby presses the wrong button on his mother's personal massager and discovers that mommy has her own transformer...

Double the U said...

Thank you Officer Murphy. Sure you broke down the door at 3am, beat my father bloody, caused my mother to miscarry, shot and killed our dog, and pepper sprayed me all because you got the wrong house, but still I learned a valuable lesson about ever having an outstanding parking ticket.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Here kid, take this money & buy your Uncle Bender some booze......."

Rodney Dill said...

Kid: "Pleased to meet you Vice President Cheney."

Rodney Dill said...

Kid: "Are you still looking for a heart?"
Tinman: "No, I have the heart of a child, several in fact. I keep them in a little tin box."

Rodney Dill said...

After being deployed in Detroit, RoboCop was stripped of all metal parts in the first 10 minutes.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well at least you're not Romney."

Rodney Dill said...

"You better come with me, my mom always says a hard man is good to find."

Submariner said...

Domo arigato...

Anonymous said...

"No Mr. Alien we don't have a leader in our country."

Vinneh