Saturday, December 24, 2011

Twas the Night Before Christmas.

30 comments:

Submariner said...

Well; I for one know exactly what's "stirring..."

Submariner said...

Waiting for Santa to come down her chimney.

Submariner said...

Call me crazy, but I don't think it's her "stocking" that's gonna get stuffed this evening.

Submariner said...

Mrs. Clause sure knows how to keep Santa "up" all night!

Submariner said...

Merry Christmas to all my fellow monors. Hope you have a very merry day!

dadoctah said...

I'm beginning to understand how Rudolf's nose got that way.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm just thankful it isn't ghey Tuesday. Shudder to think about the picture V might have posted.

-OR-

Speaking theoretically, it occurs to me as I ogle, drool and santafize(sic) over her derriere that should V ever decide to close CaptionThis, a series of lean, tight tushie shots would be an appropriate way to say "The End."

Jingle Bells to one and all, even the diurtbag resume spammer.

Dactyl said...

Hey, even Santa's thong rides up sometimes, okay?

Anonymous said...

♩♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♫ ♬

Dactyl said...
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Dactyl said...

She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work;
And filled all the stockings, then reached back with a jerk;
And lifting her skirt, which at first was delightful;
She let loose a fart so loud it was frightful;
She then turned to me with a wink and a smile;
And said "Whew, I've been holding that in for a while";
And laying her fingers aside of her nose;
She did block her nostrils from the smell as it rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle;
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle;
Then she exclaimed, words I struggled to catch;
Merry Christmas to all, and next time light a match!

dadoctah said...

(Doing poetry parodies now, are we? So be it.)

And what happened next?
Well in Whoville they say
That the bimbo's fat ass
Grew three sizes that day.

Jack Reacher said...

Merry Christmas all, and many happy head explosions to come.

jj said...

Some people leave Santa cookies, some leave pie...

Submariner said...

Sandy found that she had been roofied by Keebler Fudge packing elves...

dub said...

Santa has always been a fan of cookies and MILF.

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Lucky Santa!

curly said...

Naughty butt nice.

curly said...

Finding the chimney flue impassible, Santa found a crack that he could slide into.

cury said...

Her titties they swung by the chimney with care

In hopes that a dip stick would soon part her hair.

curly said...

I knew Santa navigated the heavens to make his deliveries, but I didn't realize he made a pass at Uranus.

dub said...

Is that where the coal comes from?

dub said...

Best game of Hide The CandyCane EVER!!!

Submariner said...

Great; now I have an unmitigated hankering for Christmas Goose...

Army of Dad said...

Santa Claus is coming...

Submariner said...

Army of Dad said...
Santa Claus is coming...


Uh, wrong tense?

Rodney Dill said...

"Now, where'd my candy cane go?"

Steve O said...

Sometimes Santa gets cookies, and sometimes he gets tacos.

dadoctah said...

"Aha! *That's* where I left my mistletoe!"

Submariner said...

Annie Clause really knows how to search for hidden presents!