"Mommy said she was going to leave her own special treat for Santa Claus, but I don't think milk and cookies are going to taste very good after sea bass."
Considering the position she's assumed, I cannot resist imagining her looking up into my eyes with her mouth full of.... ruh roh... Sweetie is right behind me isn't she?
a) Yep, my sleigh definitely needs Kramer's license tag - ASSMAN b) Better than Viagra! c) If Mrs. Claus catches me, I'll just say I'm telling the elves how to arrange the presents.
When I was 14 this was my dream gift. Now that I am 50 I realize all the problems and upkeep that come with a give like this and I was really hoping for a drill press.
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Getting gifts like this, its obvious this guy doesnt drive a Prius.
"Mommy said she was going to leave her own special treat for Santa Claus, but I don't think milk and cookies are going to taste very good after sea bass."
Unfortunately, this being a Disney fantasy, one kiss and she turns into a reindeer.
I think I'd let ol' Prancer have a little nibble on the ol' carrot...
Really Subby? We do that when I'm in a doorway withOUT hanging mistletoe?
Makes me want to slip into someone comfortable...
Considering the position she's assumed, I cannot resist imagining her looking up into my eyes with her mouth full of.... ruh roh... Sweetie is right behind me isn't she?
-VtheK Bonus Round-
Thawtbubbles for V's current header photo - Santa ogling 3 lovely backsides:
a) Yep, my sleigh definitely needs Kramer's license tag - ASSMAN
b) Better than Viagra!
c) If Mrs. Claus catches me, I'll just say I'm telling the elves how to arrange the presents.
It is traditional in my houe to unwrap one present on Christmas eve...
Since you are already on your knees...
When I was 14 this was my dream gift. Now that I am 50 I realize all the problems and upkeep that come with a give like this and I was really hoping for a drill press.
Mary Christmas
wow!! Cool! Mary Christmas!
She must be a Christ-Moose - I appear to be growing hornies...
Rachael Ray spices up Sweeps Week during the holidays with her special twist on that old favorite; eggnog
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