Thursday, December 22, 2011

This Christmas, Give the Gift of Second Rate Pornography



14 comments:

dub said...

Getting gifts like this, its obvious this guy doesnt drive a Prius.

prince of leaves said...

"Mommy said she was going to leave her own special treat for Santa Claus, but I don't think milk and cookies are going to taste very good after sea bass."

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately, this being a Disney fantasy, one kiss and she turns into a reindeer.

Submariner said...

I think I'd let ol' Prancer have a little nibble on the ol' carrot...

Submariner said...

Really Subby? We do that when I'm in a doorway withOUT hanging mistletoe?

Submariner said...

Makes me want to slip into someone comfortable...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Considering the position she's assumed, I cannot resist imagining her looking up into my eyes with her mouth full of.... ruh roh... Sweetie is right behind me isn't she?

-VtheK Bonus Round-

Thawtbubbles for V's current header photo - Santa ogling 3 lovely backsides:

a) Yep, my sleigh definitely needs Kramer's license tag - ASSMAN
b) Better than Viagra!
c) If Mrs. Claus catches me, I'll just say I'm telling the elves how to arrange the presents.

Army of Dad said...

It is traditional in my houe to unwrap one present on Christmas eve...

Army of Dad said...

Since you are already on your knees...

of Best. said...

When I was 14 this was my dream gift. Now that I am 50 I realize all the problems and upkeep that come with a give like this and I was really hoping for a drill press.

Army of Dad said...

Mary Christmas

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Submariner said...

She must be a Christ-Moose - I appear to be growing hornies...

Submariner said...

Rachael Ray spices up Sweeps Week during the holidays with her special twist on that old favorite; eggnog