Friday, December 02, 2011

That's Somebody's Son, But Getting Anybody to Cop to it Is Gonna Be a Problem

(Although, in fairness, 'And Then Blammo' also suggested it.)



1. "We're gonna put you in a cell with some nice guys we arrested selling meth at a dog fight. But, hey, you're down with the struggle, right?"

2. "Oh, yeah dude. Your face paint is legit tribal. As soon as they give beer-gutted white trash losers a casino license, you can work the crap table. Judging by the smell, you have some experience, there."

3. "We're gonna put you in a nice cell in the 'The Best Part of You Ran Down Your Mother's Leg' section."

4. "The lice in your dreads seems to have developed a Level 5 civilization. You still have to go through de-lousing though."

5. "Shame to lock you up, boy. I'm sure somewhere there's a meth-lab missing its submissive bottom b-tch."

23 comments:

double the u said...

I keep telling them I am with the band and they don't believe me.

JohnS1959 said...

The White House has finally selected its Cultural Affairs Liaison to the OWS Movement...

dub said...

I dont know why you guys are so mean. I think Chaz Bono is looking better and better every day.

dadoctah said...

"You lucky bastard. Both Mr Cowell *and* Miss Abdul have invited you back to their respective dressing rooms."

Unscrupulous said...

I miss the good ole days when I used to lie on top of my family naked.

dadoctah said...

I always wondered what happened to the Bradys' cousin Oliver.

wv: rejesbut. The last part of Mr Philbin that Kelly saw when he left the building.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Kelli! Your date's here!

sonicfrog said...

Uhm... I think I posted a picture of his father on my blog this morning.

Luke... I AM your father.....

prince of leaves said...

And yet...Tyler still can't puzzle out why he can't get that corner-office entry-level job with a Fortune 100 company.

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, I find myself utterly persuaded to hand over the future of America and the world to this man and his comrades to run. Why wouldn't I?

prince of leaves said...

"Excuse me, do you have five minutes to learn about Ward Churchill?"

[wv: fatio, I kid you not]

Spin said...

"But officer, HE touched ME!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Saruman's Quality Control Inspector: This pale fat thing ain't Uruk-hai, he's Orc poop! Strap 'im to a tree and toss 'im into the smelting pit.

metalgarth said...

GWAR: "The low budget, socially relevant years"

metalgarth said...

meh. I like the original Indian guy from the Village People much better

dadoctah said...

If he were alive today, Boris Karloff would be considered an amateur.

jj said...

You're one ugly muther fu@#*&....

GregMan said...

CapThis Totally Predictable Caption #475: "Serenity Now!!!"

GregMan said...

The Term Paper Spammer is finally arrested by Interpol.

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan should use soap before fondling his toys...

Submariner said...

If there were anything to reincarnation, I'd like to know what in the 7 levels of Hades this guy did in his last life?!?

Anonymous said...

The Occupy Detroit movement never gained any traction.

Double the U said...

As Steve thought about it he realized that his decision to listen to the "Wow your face paint is sooo cool" people instead of the "Oh $#!+ it's the cops!" people wasn't the wisest choice he ever made.