(Although, in fairness, 'And Then Blammo' also suggested it.)
1. "We're gonna put you in a cell with some nice guys we arrested selling meth at a dog fight. But, hey, you're down with the struggle, right?"
2. "Oh, yeah dude. Your face paint is legit tribal. As soon as they give beer-gutted white trash losers a casino license, you can work the crap table. Judging by the smell, you have some experience, there."
3. "We're gonna put you in a nice cell in the 'The Best Part of You Ran Down Your Mother's Leg' section."
4. "The lice in your dreads seems to have developed a Level 5 civilization. You still have to go through de-lousing though."
5. "Shame to lock you up, boy. I'm sure somewhere there's a meth-lab missing its submissive bottom b-tch."