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1. "Yeah, good luck getting child support in Roddenberry's moneyless utopia."
2. "So, Bones can heal a wounded Horta but he botches a simple abortion? Most illogical."
3. One of Spock's less pleasant duties was dealing with Jim Kirk's many, many paternity suits. Once again, he sets his phaser to "Disintegrate."
4. Spock travels in time to drop young baby Katherine Janeway on her head and save Starfleet from the Worst Captain Evah! Unfortunately, he failed to consider the causality loop.
5.Ann Dunham's other mixed baby was similarly destructive to the Vulcan economy and society.
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hehe very very cool
No! I said DOCTOR Spock!
"Just tell everyone his father is from Kenya and leave Vulcan the hell out of it."
Dammit Jim, I'm a Science Officer, not a wet nurse.
Boldly going where no man has gone before.
"....AND WHAT THE HELL'S THAT SMELL!!!!"
My error, I forgot to tell you Vulcan babies are born with a full set of very sharp teeth.
1 day after after suggesting a "sci fi" crossover sketch to Allen Brady, Rob Petri stood in line for his unemployment check.
In the next "special edition" of The Empire Strikes Back, Vader says "No, Luke, Spock is your father"
"Sulu is the father? Highly illogical"
After their meeting, Carol Burnett never tugged on her ear again.
Spock can be seen here performing the not-so-famous Vulcan circumcision.
"We need a cover story, Spock. Mind meld with them and make Betty and Barney believe they were abducted by aliens from Zeta Reticuli -- I always hated those lizardoid bastards."
"Um, Spock? I'd say you did a little more than mind-meld while the two of you were drunk that night."
Going for the obvious: "Phaser/communicator/deflector/universal translator/warp core/transporter? I never even touched her!"
It won't live. It was born wearing a red shirt.
The Vulcan metabolic cycle requires them to mate every seven years - no matter what. This leads to unfortunate but predictable results...
The little known origin of the Ferengi...
One of these days... TO THE MOON, UHURA!!
In order to quiet the wailing infant, Spock applied a Vulcan neck-pinch, thus causing it to grow up to become Pauly Shore.
Spock: "I've come to take the miniature human back to his home planet."
Carol: "Thank God! Tim Conway has been getting on my nerves for fifteen years."
Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.
StarDatingTips Log 23.4.912
Spock attempts the highly controversial Vulcan Breast Meld, only to discover that even in the 20th Century the darned females usually wouldn't cooperate without a free dinner and movie first.
Later in a quiet moment on the bridge McCoy asks Spock how she was. Spock replied, "Wow she was really hotty!"
"No, ma'am, that's not the proper way to handle dilithium."
"Congratulations! It's a Romulan!"
How Sheldon Cooper envisions his childhood.
WV: stdroo....the disease you get after having sex with a kangaroo
Carol's slackjawed expression was not part of the bit...she happened to see Sulu fluffing Waggoner stage right.
With quick rewrite, and Nimoy's boots below his pantalooned knees, "Spock on Golf" became a huge hit.
"You don't like 'Klingon Uranus Spock'??? Fine, we'll just go with 'Todd' then...
"I too find the extreme height of the striped wall in your tiny apartment highly illogical."
"My actions are reprehensible, for I have failed to offer the earth saying "Don't go in there" after depositing a massive photon dump in your rectal waste receptacle."
When vulcanized rubber fails.
Because attempts to repeal the fourteenth amendment were unsuccessful, Spock's "anchor baby" meant he could stay in the country indefinitely.
The Sci-Fi Variety show was just another dumb idea from the Mind of CBS.
Vinneh
Oh now its an alien who falls in love and has a baby with a human? I'm starting to catch a trend in these Stephenie Meyer books.
ORA;
I'll take you home again, Kathleen...
I.SEE.A.FREAKIN.BUNCH.OF.LIGHTS!
Yeah?
Well New York ain't no city on the edge of forever, bub!
KAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!
Can't believe that was still available at number 41!
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