Friday, December 09, 2011

Sherbet-Eating Grin

Schneider


1. And now a man who just provided oral sex to Jerry Garcia.

2. Even the usual gang of filthy hippies was put off by Roger's constant invitations to "Occupy My Face."

3.Jerry Sanduskey was surprised how many children fell for the "My Face Tastes Like Ice Cream" gambit.

24 comments:

metalgarth said...

meh. I like the original "John 3:16" guy better

dadoctah said...

And now it's time to play "Spot the Broney"!

Dr. Doom said...

Bill was definitely an attention whore - but he is now known as San Francisco Councilman Bill Smith...

Dr. Doom said...

An ordinary man would wonder why he was always singled out by the TSA for 'enhanced' pat downs but Carl didn't. He was counting on it...

sonicfrog said...

Wow... Look at that goatee! More proof that being gay is genetic!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

~ Household Tips, by Sweetie ~
See, this is what happens when you buy cheap Chinese non-colorfast clothes and fail to wash them a couple times in cold water with salt or vinegar. Also helps not to wipe your face on your sleeve after you sneeze!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Joe was the camouflage guru. He loved to blend into the background at NEA art exhibits and scare the patrons, but he's barred from the National Zoo for driving the chameleons crazy.

Steve O said...

Jerry, have you been huffing Smurfs again?

dadoctah said...

Every Saturday night without fail, Bill would eat an entire box of Crayolas and then throw up on himself.

Kaptain Krude said...

When Ben ate Jerry

Passionate Conservative said...

Charles performed Bukkake for a bunch of clowns.

prince of leaves said...

After color was invented in the mid-1920s, mutants like Bill could no longer blend in with the general public. Like smooth-headed Klingons, the exterminations which followed are a chapter in our history that is never ever discussed.

dadoctah said...

If Bob Ross had turned down the "Joy of Painting" gig, the PBS people had a backup.

jj said...

Wal-Mart greeters in California have different hiring standards...

Jack Reacher said...

Is it already time for Ang Lee to remake "The Big Lebowski?"

Matt the K said...

What Predator sees with his infragay vision.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well I'll be damned. I guess it *IS* possible for Ben to come in different colors.

Kaptain Krude said...

San Francisco ad: "Thkittleth! Tathethe the rainbow! Go on, Tathethe it!"

Obvious said...

Taste the Rainbow.

Anonymous said...

In Key West he was just another face in the crowd.

Vinneh

mpur said...

Yeah, way too much Kool Aid.

Rodney Dill said...

My Little Pony yiffing comes to Enumclaw.

Rodney Dill said...

Popeye Doyle solves the mystery of the Rainbow Connection.

Submariner said...

Willie Wanka melts in your mouth, not in your hands!