Schneider
1. And now a man who just provided oral sex to Jerry Garcia.
2. Even the usual gang of filthy hippies was put off by Roger's constant invitations to "Occupy My Face."
3.Jerry Sanduskey was surprised how many children fell for the "My Face Tastes Like Ice Cream" gambit.

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meh. I like the original "John 3:16" guy better
And now it's time to play "Spot the Broney"!
Bill was definitely an attention whore - but he is now known as San Francisco Councilman Bill Smith...
An ordinary man would wonder why he was always singled out by the TSA for 'enhanced' pat downs but Carl didn't. He was counting on it...
Wow... Look at that goatee! More proof that being gay is genetic!
~ Household Tips, by Sweetie ~
See, this is what happens when you buy cheap Chinese non-colorfast clothes and fail to wash them a couple times in cold water with salt or vinegar. Also helps not to wipe your face on your sleeve after you sneeze!
Joe was the camouflage guru. He loved to blend into the background at NEA art exhibits and scare the patrons, but he's barred from the National Zoo for driving the chameleons crazy.
Jerry, have you been huffing Smurfs again?
Every Saturday night without fail, Bill would eat an entire box of Crayolas and then throw up on himself.
When Ben ate Jerry
Charles performed Bukkake for a bunch of clowns.
After color was invented in the mid-1920s, mutants like Bill could no longer blend in with the general public. Like smooth-headed Klingons, the exterminations which followed are a chapter in our history that is never ever discussed.
If Bob Ross had turned down the "Joy of Painting" gig, the PBS people had a backup.
Wal-Mart greeters in California have different hiring standards...
Is it already time for Ang Lee to remake "The Big Lebowski?"
What Predator sees with his infragay vision.
Well I'll be damned. I guess it *IS* possible for Ben to come in different colors.
San Francisco ad: "Thkittleth! Tathethe the rainbow! Go on, Tathethe it!"
Taste the Rainbow.
In Key West he was just another face in the crowd.
Vinneh
Yeah, way too much Kool Aid.
My Little Pony yiffing comes to Enumclaw.
Popeye Doyle solves the mystery of the Rainbow Connection.
Willie Wanka melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
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