Monday, December 05, 2011
The SCOAMF Reads
1. Unable to find The Rand-McNally 57-State Atlas, the Rosetta Stone Guide to Learnign Austrian, or Marxist Economic Success Stories, the SCOAMF decided his shopping trip was a bust.
2. "Ennui, when will you, um... loose your, um, grasp of um, me."
3. The SCOAMF was disappointed when he realized he had misread the title and it wasn't 'Then he Came in My End.'
4. The family wearied and grew embarrassed of M'Chel impaling a store manager on her bat'leth every time her card was declined.
5. "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion... and it's on the Clearance Table!"
Best of mpur
"The Constitution for Dummies". Damn, if only I'd had this in college.
Best of Double the U
These are all free because you are President right Daddy?
Best of blue
Suspecting that both girls are no longer intact, Barry looks for a copy of How to Explain SEX to Children......
Best of GregMan
"Why is the Koran remaindered? Infidels!!!"
Best of Johns1959
"Hmm... How to Wreck an Economy in Five Easy Steps. Class warfare - check, Grow Government - check, Socialist Agenda - check, State Controlled Media - check, Incompetent Leadership - check", summarized the President from his favorite author, "Um, wait - what?"
Best of jj
....next stop, the iPod section to get some more of my speeches...
Best of Dr. Doom
"I am buying this book to explain sex to you girls", related the President, "and I will do that just as soon as your mother explains it to me..."
Best of prince of leaves
"'Then We Came to the End'...Look, Daddy, it's a future history book about 2012 and your presidency!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Oh thank goodness, they haven't sold out of "Lo Cal Eatin Shovel Treats" by Julia Child!