Monday, December 05, 2011

The SCOAMF Reads


1. Unable to find The Rand-McNally 57-State Atlas, the Rosetta Stone Guide to Learnign Austrian, or Marxist Economic Success Stories, the SCOAMF decided his shopping trip was a bust.

2. "Ennui, when will you, um... loose your, um, grasp of um, me."

3. The SCOAMF was disappointed when he realized he had misread the title and it wasn't 'Then he Came in My End.'

4. The family wearied and grew embarrassed of M'Chel impaling a store manager on her bat'leth every time her card was declined.

5. "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion... and it's on the Clearance Table!"

Best of mpur
"The Constitution for Dummies". Damn, if only I'd had this in college.

Best of Double the U
These are all free because you are President right Daddy?

Best of blue
Suspecting that both girls are no longer intact, Barry looks for a copy of How to Explain SEX to Children......

Best of GregMan
"Why is the Koran remaindered? Infidels!!!"

Best of Johns1959
"Hmm... How to Wreck an Economy in Five Easy Steps. Class warfare - check, Grow Government - check, Socialist Agenda - check, State Controlled Media - check, Incompetent Leadership - check", summarized the President from his favorite author, "Um, wait - what?"

Best of jj
....next stop, the iPod section to get some more of my speeches...

Best of Dr. Doom
"I am buying this book to explain sex to you girls", related the President, "and I will do that just as soon as your mother explains it to me..."

Best of prince of leaves
"'Then We Came to the End'...Look, Daddy, it's a future history book about 2012 and your presidency!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Oh thank goodness, they haven't sold out of "Lo Cal Eatin Shovel Treats" by Julia Child!

21 comments:

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Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm... My Pet Goat..."

Cat Whisperer said...

“But Daddy I have already read ‘Dreams from My Father’ a dozen times! Can’t I buy another book by Bill Ayers?”

Anonymous said...

"Hmm... Dreams from My Father and The Audacity of Hope were both in the bargain bin", thought the President, "I'd better get my campaign staff to buy up a few hundred thousand copies while I still can..."

Johns1959

mpur said...

"The Constitution for Dummies". Damn, if only I'd had this in college.

Double the U said...

These are all free because you are President right Daddy?

blue said...

Suspecting that both girls are no longer intact, Barry looks for a copy of How to Explain SEX to Children......

GregMan said...

"Hmmm, Das Kapital, read it, Trotsky's My Life, read it, Stalin's Short Course, Rules For Radicals, read it, wait, what's this, The Holy Bible? Never read that before!"

GregMan said...

"Why is the Koran remaindered? Infidels!!!"

dub said...

Well, that IS a good price for Palin's book....

Submariner said...

You've each, uh, got a couple, um, right? If you, uh, promise not to, uh, tell your mother, we, um, can, um, take Air Force, uh, 1 to, um, Paris to help their, um, economy, um, and finish our, uh, Ramadan and, uh, Kwanza shopping.

Anonymous said...

"Hmm... How to Wreck an Economy in Five Easy Steps. Class warfare - check, Grow Government - check, Socialist Agenda - check, State Controlled Media - check, Incompetent Leadership - check", summarized the President from his favorite author, "Um, wait - what?"

Johns1959

jj said...

Where's the books with pictures?

jj said...

....next stop, the iPod section to get some more of my speeches...

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Martha's Vineyard:

The President took time out from his vacation to visit a local Barnes and Noble where he bought copies of Economics for Dummies and Bowing Etiquette - How to Ingratiate Yourself in Any Culture...

Dr. Doom said...

"I am buying this book to explain sex to you girls", related the President, "and I will do that just as soon as your mother explains it to me..."

prince of leaves said...

"'Then We Came to the End'...Look, Daddy, it's a future history book about 2012 and your presidency!"

Anonymous said...

"Hey dad, here's a book for you- The Presidency for Dummies."

Vinneh

Steve O said...

Obama ponders getting another copy "Marxism for Dummies."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: Oh thank goodness, they haven't sold out of "Lo Cal Eatin Shovel Treats" by Julia Child!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble as he reads "Lying, What is it Good For?" and "From Goldman Sachs to Treasury and Back Again... Confessions of a Con Man" -
WHAT!? If Holder and Geithner think they can jump the gun and cut me out of royalties, they've got another think coming!!!