Monday, December 12, 2011
SCOAMF Claus is Comin' to Town
1. More evidence to support the rumors that the SCOAMF... "enjoyed being pleasured by older white guys" during regular trips to the bath house.
2. "Actually, when I, um, think about it. 'Pouting' and 'Crying' are pretty much all, um, Democrats do. So...um... carry on."
3. "F This Cracker and his Barbie dolls and Train Sets! I'll bring you free health care, pay off our student loans, and your mortgage! Every day of the year!"
4. "...Away from my...um.... bed I ....um.... flew like a ... um.... OK, OK, hold on now, I got this....'Away from my bed... um... hold on, hold on ... I flew like a flash, um, I tore open the shutters..." As the SCOAMF bumbled on without his TelePrompter, determined to finish his poem, Santa wished for death.
5. The difference between Barack Obama and St. Nicholas? One of them is a much-hyped imaginary character who supposedly gives away stuff to millions of people that is in reality paid for by other people and the other is Santa Claus.