Monday, December 19, 2011
The SCOAMF and the Scamp
1. Interchangeable Voice Bubbles: "Wanna sneak out and play Coach Sanduskey and the vulnerable youth?" "Sorry, you're a bit too feminine for my tastes."
2."Justin, if you ever want to become an 'American Citizen' I know a guy who can forge birth certificates like a master!"
3. "Oh, trust me, we can sneak out for a blunt. The way M'Chel is digging into those fries with her eatin' shovel, we won't be missed for hours."
4. "Justin, have you ever heard of that tribe in Papua-New Guinea where it's a rite of passage for a young boy to orally service the tribal elders?"
5. "Welcome to the 'Hyped Up Far Beyond Their Talent Convention.' I see we'll be sharing a table with J.J. Abrams and the cast of 'Glee.'"
Best of champaignken
It is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Sammy Davis Jr., and to help you celebrate Christmas. I thought you were Jewish...and dead.
Best of Dactyl
And congratulations on being voted the king and queen of transgender prom.
Best of JohnS1959
How fitting - in this one photograph we see a microcosm of Amerikkka. Mr. Obama is to leadership what Justin Bieber is to entertainment. All we are missing is Taylor Lautner to illustrate what Twilight is to cinematography...
Best of Submariner
Keith Olberman is to Newscasting.
Barney Frank is to Fiscal Responsibility.
Milli Vanilli is to recording.
Bernie Madoff is to investing.
Kyle Petty is to sports.
Best of prince of leaves
I see Rachel Maddow finally had the plastic surgery to remove her adam's apple.