Monday, December 19, 2011

The SCOAMF and the Scamp



1. Interchangeable Voice Bubbles: "Wanna sneak out and play Coach Sanduskey and the vulnerable youth?" "Sorry, you're a bit too feminine for my tastes."

2."Justin, if you ever want to become an 'American Citizen' I know a guy who can forge birth certificates like a master!"

3. "Oh, trust me, we can sneak out for a blunt. The way M'Chel is digging into those fries with her eatin' shovel, we won't be missed for hours."

4. "Justin, have you ever heard of that tribe in Papua-New Guinea where it's a rite of passage for a young boy to orally service the tribal elders?"

5. "Welcome to the 'Hyped Up Far Beyond Their Talent Convention.' I see we'll be sharing a table with J.J. Abrams and the cast of 'Glee.'"

Best of champaignken
It is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Sammy Davis Jr., and to help you celebrate Christmas. I thought you were Jewish...and dead.

Best of Dactyl
And congratulations on being voted the king and queen of transgender prom.

Best of JohnS1959
How fitting - in this one photograph we see a microcosm of Amerikkka. Mr. Obama is to leadership what Justin Bieber is to entertainment. All we are missing is Taylor Lautner to illustrate what Twilight is to cinematography...

Best of Submariner
or
Keith Olberman is to Newscasting.
or
Barney Frank is to Fiscal Responsibility.
or
Milli Vanilli is to recording.
or
Bernie Madoff is to investing.
or
Kyle Petty is to sports.

Best of prince of leaves
I see Rachel Maddow finally had the plastic surgery to remove her adam's apple.

23 comments:

jj said...

A black man wearing a black jacket and a white man (?) wearing a white coat.

This picture is raaaaaacist!

jj said...

Is it Tuesday already?

jj said...

Bieber thought bubble, "I better check for my wallet."

Usual Diane disclaimer...

Steve Bailey said...

Somebody should tell Obama that Biebers fans are too young to vote!!

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "What's a Bieber?"

Anonymous said...

Justin, I would like to take some time and show you some of the things my mentor Frank Marshall Davis showed me.

metalgarth said...

Scene 21 of Ang Lee's "The Dark Knight": Bruce Wayne 'adopts' Dick Grayson.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ask Selena to meet me in the Oval Office in 10 minutes while you keep M'Chel occupied or I'll have you audited by the IRS. I don't care how you do it, kid... toss a tray of shrimp on the tree and yell "FETCH!"

champaignken said...

It is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Sammy Davis Jr., and to help you celebrate Christmas. I thought you were Jewish...and dead.

Passionate Conservative said...

Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?

Dactyl said...

And congratulations on being voted the king and queen of transgender prom.

JohnS1959 said...

How fitting - in this one photograph we see a microcosm of Amerikkka. Mr. Obama is to leadership what Justin Bieber is to entertainment. All we are missing is Taylor Lautner to illustrate what Twilight is to cinematography...

prince of leaves said...

I see Rachel Maddow finally had the plastic surgery to remove her adam's apple.

prince of leaves said...

Amazingly, our smirky Metrosexual-in-Chief makes Justin Bieber look masculine.

prince of leaves said...

"Wait," Bieber said in disbelief, "you actually paid that woman in the front row to faint when you came out? Even *I* don't have to do that!"

dadoctah said...

Taken just moments before war was declared on Canada.

wv: drunki. What it took to get Justin to pose for this picture.

Rodney Dill said...

Bieber: "Let me 'splain it to ya, Loopy."

sonicfrog said...

After Paul McCartney snubbed his request, President Obama finally found someone who would sing "Ebony And Ivory" with him.

sonicfrog said...

"Now... See... I haven't lost... the youth vote... It's... right HERE!"

Submariner said...

JohnS1959 said...
How fitting - in this one photograph we see a microcosm of Amerikkka. Mr. Obama is to leadership what Justin Bieber is to entertainment. All we are missing is Taylor Lautner to illustrate what Twilight is to cinematography...


or
Keith Olberman is to Newscasting.
or
Barney Frank is to Fiscal Responsibility.
or
Milli Vanilli is to recording.
or
Bernie Madoff is to investing.
or
Kyle Petty is to sports.

blue said...

Barry was conflicted -
his white half like Justin
while his black half despised him....

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

..and remember Justin, hands off Sasha and Mali, but you can do M'Chel any time you want...

Dr. Doom said...

The fourth best President (of those that are currently alive) introduces the fourth best entertainer (of those who are virgins) at the White House Holiday Pageant...