Divine Miss M
1. No one was surprised when little Bill Jr (seated in front) grew up to be a dread-locked, face-painted, lice-infested OWS protester.
2. Mr. Peterson was hell-bent on getting his boys into Penn State.
3. "All right kids, are you ready for some sick intercourse?"
4. In terms of the resulting therapy bills, this truly was the $25,000 pyramid.
5. The Safe School Czar's 2011 Family of the Year.