Friday, December 02, 2011

The Sanduskey Family Christmas Card Photo

Divine Miss M


1. No one was surprised when little Bill Jr (seated in front) grew up to be a dread-locked, face-painted, lice-infested OWS protester.

2. Mr. Peterson was hell-bent on getting his boys into Penn State.

3. "All right kids, are you ready for some sick intercourse?"

4. In terms of the resulting therapy bills, this truly was the $25,000 pyramid.

5. The Safe School Czar's 2011 Family of the Year.

21 comments:

blue said...

Guess where the family pet gerbils are...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Q: Why did the ACLU seek a court injunction against VtheK for discrimination?
A: There's no little black kid on anyone's back!!

-OR-

Dawn knows pron when she sees it... ATDHE

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I'd heard of parents who believe in a "family bed" but that's just creepy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dear Friends,
Our usual funny family Christmas card with traditional long, boring annual letter will be a bit late this year. The shifting winds of social mores meant we either redo the photo or risk having the kids removed from our care.

dadoctah said...

You know what the best thing is about living with a family of nudists? No hand-me downs!

wv: inymoni. Do we win inymoni for posting here?

Double the U said...

It's called, "The Aristocrats!"

Unscrupulous said...

that chick is stacked!

Unscrupulous said...

Guess which one is adopted.

Police Officer said...

No sir, I don't believe you were all standing in line for the shower when the floor gave way and you all fell into the livingroom. You'll need to come with us.

Anonymous said...

Picture of a family that buys Butt Closures by the gross. And I mean 'grose'!

O.....I..A////O

Rodney Dill said...

I never would've thought of a Salami and Tuna sandwich.

Achilles said...

"Daddy, why does your penis look different from mine?"

"Well, Billy, for one thing, yours isn't erect."

Robert said...

Mom says: "Billy, stop touching my... oh my gawd!"

dadoctah said...

The last known photograph of Bil, Thel, Billy, Jeffy, Dolly and PJ together.

JohnS1959 said...

Tune in to see the McCreepersons. New on Oxygen this fall...

blue said...

dadoctah @ 9:55 is the winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!!

Adriane said...

Well I, for one, think it's a shame that Robert Maplethorp has had to moonlight at Sears Portrait Studio in these tough economic times ...

jj said...

....and seated in the front, little Markos would grow up to become a well respected blogger...

jj said...

Penn State Cheerleader tryouts have taken a disturbing turn...

Dr. Doom said...

Charlie Sheen will return to the small screen with a new pilot on Fox. The working title is Three and One Quarter Men. Now sweeps week will be even more disturbing...

Anonymous said...

"OK kids, now it's my turn to be on top.

Vinneh

Whacko said...

"Let Bernie Finetry and top this!", cried coach Sanduski.