Monday, December 19, 2011

RIP You POS

The Progressive Movement lost one of its icons yesterday or probably before. KJI achieved all of the goals of progressives, a society in which everyone was equal, the wealth was distributed fairly, and the national carbon footprint was comparable to the Paleolithic Era.



Best of dub
pew pew pew!

Best of metalgarth
Just as you requested. The "George Takei Model" with an *extra large* stick shift.

Best of JohnS1959
"No you fool, I don't need to defecate", replied Kim Jong Il angrily, "But I do require some privacy in a small room to contemplate the grandeur of my new bumper car."

best of Rodney Dill

Must have Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Best of jj
The glorious leader at the factory with the first sybian prototype.

best of Rodney Dill
It'll do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

Best of Steve O
Kim Jong Un demonstrates the "time machine" that he and his father invented while watching an episode of Doctor Who, at fast-forward speed.



After the jump, North Korea's new ruler, Kim Jong Un, lunches with his advisers upon his ascension to the seat of absolute power.




14 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Insert Honowable Title Here Kim Jung Il's last act before croaking was to claim he'd single-handedly brought down a US stealth drone.
Polls show that 3% of North Koreans and 12% of dumbed down Americans (mostly religious conservatives) believed his claim.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Propagandapanda Factoid: Kim Jung Il claimed his glorious scientists actually invented the first Roomba vacuum.

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AH SO! It not only mows grass our starving people can boil for dinner, it can mow down dissidents! I likey vewy much!

dub said...

pew pew pew!

metalgarth said...

Just as you requested. The "George Takei Model" with an *extra large* stick shift.

northdrugstore said...

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JohnS1959 said...

"No you fool, I don't need to defecate", replied Kim Jong Il angrily, "But I do require some privacy in a small room to contemplate the grandeur of my new bumper car."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hans Brix??? Oh no!"



this shouldn't be ORA.

Associated Propaganda said...

Sources inside the Pentagon, who asked not to be named, claim North Korea's new stealth fighter could represent a significant threat to American air superiority. Foreign policy experts warn conflict on the Korean peninsula may be inevitable if republicans retake the White House in 2012.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reuters actually reported this: Earlier, a tearful North Korean television announcer, dressed in black and her voice quavering, said the 69-year old ruler died on Saturday of "physical and mental over-work" on a train on his way to give "field guidance" -- advice dispensed by the "Dear Leader" on trips to factories, farms and the military.
If I'm not mistaken, "over-work" is a euphemism for hookers and champagne in the club car.

Rodney Dill said...

Must have Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

jj said...

The glorious leader at the factory with the first sybian prototype.

Rodney Dill said...

It'll do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

Jack Reacher said...

"So if I buy this thing the U.S. government gives me a $7500 tax credit? Sweet."

Steve O said...

Kim Jong Un demonstrates the "time machine" that he and his father invented while watching an episode of Doctor Who, at fast-forward speed.