Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Pretty Pink Balloon


1. ORA: "... And then, the clown said, 'We all float down here,' so I called him a queer, beat the crap outta him, and took his balloon."

2. "It's for breast cancer awareness. I'm now aware that breast cancer looks like a big pink boob."

3."Billy, why don't you and your new best friend Mr. Pink Balloon come on down to the Emergency Room so we can treat that nasty old concussion."

4. Steroid abuse had turned Tommy's sperm pink and gigantic.

5. "Um... thanks for the balloon-gram, Mr. Sanduskey, but I'm just a sophomore. Isn't it a little early for Penn State to be recruiting me?"

Best of blue
I'm showing my soft feminine side & that cute quarterback still doesn't notice me!!

Best of dadoctah
Hudson was justifiably proud when his team was picked to play in the My Little Pony Bowl.

Best of jj
Hudson High School wins the first annual San Francisco Gay Pride Bowl. Needless to say it was a come from behind victory.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes I do Balloon animals.... Look its Michael Moore."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"If you thought what James Harrison die to Colt McCoy was bad, wait'll you see this!" Charles said just before he burst the feces-filled balloon in the referee's face!

Best of freelance writers job
I had to go show it to my friend and he enjoyed it as well!

Best of Army of Dad
Condom use, you're doing it wrong!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, Kobe doesn't play football? But I'm open!"

Best of Submariner
♪ ..... And I pity, every girl who isn't ME today... ♪

Best of Submariner
German ORA: Neunundneunzig rosafarbene ballons.♪

18 comments:

blue said...

I'm showing my soft feminine side & that cute quarterback still doesn't notice me!!

dadoctah said...

I don't need to see the rulebook to know that this is not a regulation football!

dadoctah said...

Hudson was justifiably proud when his team was picked to play in the My Little Pony Bowl.

jj said...

Hudson High School wins the first annual San Francisco Gay Pride Bowl. Needless to say it was a come from behind victory.

wv: intry....really??

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I do Balloon animals.... Look its Michael Moore."

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes I do Balloon animals.... Look its Michael Moore....fat, pink, and stupid"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The simple delivery system trialed for surprise on-field drug/urine tests seemed to work fine... until a fluke breeze pissed off some fans in Section D.

Passionate Conservative said...

"If you thought what James Harrison die to Colt McCoy was bad, wait'll you see this!" Charles said just before he burst the feces-filled balloon in the referee's face!

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Good players!

freelance writers job said...

I had to go show it to my friend and he enjoyed it as well!

Army of Dad said...

Condom use, you're doing it wrong!

Army of Dad said...

Damn, Billy is dumb. The shocker is the pinky finger, not the thumb!

Jack Reacher said...

Apparently "Don't ask, don't tell" isn't just for the military.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, Kobe doesn't play football? But I'm open!"

Dr. Doom said...

At San Francisco PS69 receiving the MVP trophy is not all about your play on the field...

Submariner said...

♫ I feel pretty. ♪
♫ I feel pretty. ♪
♫ I feel pretty, and witty, so GHEY!
♫ And I pity, and girl who isn't ME today... ♪

Submariner said...

German ORA

♪Neunundneunzig rosafarbene ballons.♪

Gut wirklich nur ein.

Submariner said...

"...and THIS is your bladder on beer..."