Pretty Pink Balloon

1. ORA: "... And then, the clown said, 'We all float down here,' so I called him a queer, beat the crap outta him, and took his balloon."

2. "It's for breast cancer awareness. I'm now aware that breast cancer looks like a big pink boob."

3."Billy, why don't you and your new best friend Mr. Pink Balloon come on down to the Emergency Room so we can treat that nasty old concussion."

4. Steroid abuse had turned Tommy's sperm pink and gigantic.

5. "Um... thanks for the balloon-gram, Mr. Sanduskey, but I'm just a sophomore. Isn't it a little early for Penn State to be recruiting me?"

Best of blue
I'm showing my soft feminine side & that cute quarterback still doesn't notice me!!

Best of dadoctah
Hudson was justifiably proud when his team was picked to play in the My Little Pony Bowl.

Best of jj
Hudson High School wins the first annual San Francisco Gay Pride Bowl. Needless to say it was a come from behind victory.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes I do Balloon animals.... Look its Michael Moore."

Best of Passionate Conservative
"If you thought what James Harrison die to Colt McCoy was bad, wait'll you see this!" Charles said just before he burst the feces-filled balloon in the referee's face!

Best of freelance writers job
I had to go show it to my friend and he enjoyed it as well!

Best of Army of Dad
Condom use, you're doing it wrong!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, Kobe doesn't play football? But I'm open!"

Best of Submariner
♪ ..... And I pity, every girl who isn't ME today... ♪

Best of Submariner
German ORA: Neunundneunzig rosafarbene ballons.♪