Tuesday, December 20, 2011

No Six Packs Here, Just Kegs

Zombeh


1. "That your Yule log? Want me to set it on fire... metaphorically?"

2."Nope, you're still not attractive. How many more kegs do you have?"

3. "Better duck dude, incoming bola over your left shoulder."

4. "And if Boehner thinks I'm coming back from Senate recess, he's cracked."

5. "Jon Bon Jovi is dead! Show some respect and cover your wang, for God's sake."

9 comments:

Submariner said...

Yule LOG? ! ?
>snicker<
>snicker<
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, dude...

jj said...

Which bong do you want?

jj said...

US Marshals plan their raid at St. Josephs Rectory. Tony, being the lowest in seniority and the youngest looking, was ordered to be the bait.

Rodney Dill said...

Kegger? I don't even know her.

(sigh, someone has to do it)

Jack Reacher said...

"People say 'ho ho ho' to me all year long, you know. It's really not a Santa thing."

Dr. Doom said...

Carl's skill at handling a tap would come in handy at the San Francisco Santa Parade after party...

prince of leaves said...

"Want me to fill your stocking?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Carl, I swear if you don't stop singing 'My Ding-a-ling', you're gonna get a Yule log right upside your head!"

Dactyl said...

Dude, you are like the eighth person to ask if you can pump it for me.