1. "That your Yule log? Want me to set it on fire... metaphorically?"
2."Nope, you're still not attractive. How many more kegs do you have?"
3. "Better duck dude, incoming bola over your left shoulder."
4. "And if Boehner thinks I'm coming back from Senate recess, he's cracked."
5. "Jon Bon Jovi is dead! Show some respect and cover your wang, for God's sake."
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Yule LOG? ! ?
>snicker<
>snicker<
Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, dude...
Which bong do you want?
US Marshals plan their raid at St. Josephs Rectory. Tony, being the lowest in seniority and the youngest looking, was ordered to be the bait.
Kegger? I don't even know her.
(sigh, someone has to do it)
"People say 'ho ho ho' to me all year long, you know. It's really not a Santa thing."
Carl's skill at handling a tap would come in handy at the San Francisco Santa Parade after party...
"Want me to fill your stocking?"
"Carl, I swear if you don't stop singing 'My Ding-a-ling', you're gonna get a Yule log right upside your head!"
Dude, you are like the eighth person to ask if you can pump it for me.
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