1. At long last, the Atheist League succeeded at destroying Christmas.
2.Scientists have yet to explain the inverse correlation between a person's desire to appear nude in public and other people's desire to see that individual person naked.
3. Ang Lee was rather proud of his remake of Miracle on 34th Street.
4. What do they want for Christmas? You can rule out dignity.
5. "So, it's agreed. We're all on the naughty list and we all need spankings!"
31 comments:
Sandusky: "Ho ho hold me."
"Where the North Pole dancers at?"
"Once you go elf, you never go back."
The running of the reindeer.... in Enumclaw.
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice,
pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
"One more 'That's no moon...' and I'm gonna slug you Marv."
"Hey, let's bunch up a little more. I can't feel the junk behind me yet."
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"Who you callin' fat?"
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Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls...
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"Where da Ho ho ho's at?"
The resume guy says - "This is truly a great read for me" - but you know he's just looking at the picture.
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Macy's HR Dept. was dumbfounded when store security told them the mailing list they'd used for the annual Santa Jobs hiring notice came from the Sex Offender Registry.
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No amount of counseling would ever completely erase the image burned into little Timmy Hefler's brain the day he and his mom took a short cut through the park.
Unemployed members of the Polar Bear Club are gathering to participate in the ONP - Occupy North Pole protest.
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Hey, there Eddie!
Hi, Thornton. Don't it seem like we start celebrating Xmas earlier and earlier each year. I mean didn't we just take the kids trick or treating last weekend?
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ORA +: In grand fashion, Emilio Estevez has come out of retirement to direct and star in the live action version of "The Tick - Attack Of The Multiple Santas" Christmas special!.
"And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
Normally Velma's unmasking of the bad guy was a bit higher...
E News: Ang Lee recently held a casting call in Central Park for the title role in his "Bad Santa" remake.
If someone starts singing "Oh Come All Ye Faithful," I am sooooo outa here!
Ang Lee re-envisions "Sherlock Holmes and the Red-Headed League."
An angry Ron Jeremy yells out, "The casting call called for three ho's...this is the last time I film in San Francisco!"
This picture has more hanging balls than the whole Baltimore Orioles' pitching staff.
With Kim Jong-Il out of the picture, Christmas in North Korea can finally get back to the old traditions.
@jj - ...and more dangling Chads than... well, the Folsom Street Parade!
Looks like SantaCon SF is getting off to a brisk start...
So is that what they meant by "Don we now our gay apparel"?!?
♫ "Down in the town square, knock knock knock!
All the Santas stripped and showed their...er...candy canes..." ♫
♫ Twelve bears a bare-ing... ♫
The San Francisco City Council sponsored a Christmas Fun Run this year. In a karmic twist of fate of epic proportions, they were sued by the ACLU for violating separation of church and state statues shortly after the event...
Due to the poor economy this year, the Macy's Santa audition in The Village was quite a cattle call...
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