Monday, December 12, 2011

Newt We Much


1. "You know what I hate? Old white crackers who succeed by being slightly less RINO that Mitt Romney. ... There's one right behind me isn't there?"

2. Newt Thawtbauble: "OMG, there's another face on the back of his head!"

3. "My hand is turning white! My hand is turning white!"

4. "'Scuse me while I give Mr. Gingrich a reacharound."

5. Newt Thawtbubble: "Why does he keep making eye contact with me than coyly looking away? Is he into me or not? Gawd, if he wants to hook up, why doesn't he just ask?"

Best of Kal Penn
"..and this is the secret handshake used to get into the Obama Gay Bath House in Chicago

Best of dadoctah
Flanked by Alfalfa and Spanky, Stymie reveals the secret high sign on coast-to-coast television.

Best of Dactyl
Sorry Al, we're not falling for the 'handshake booger wipe' trick. Fool me once...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Newt Humor - To amuse the camera crews he's spent the last 5 minutes gently tugging the wig off Al's fat head.

Best of metalgarth
Goofus, Franklin and P.J. hold a press confrence to announce that they will be starting their very own comic strip with funding from the NEA.

20 comments:

HLam said...

Bloomberg's Scrubs Fantasy, starring Sharpton as Chocolate Bear and Newt as Vanilla Bear, was not approved for general audiences.

blue said...

"hmm, wonder where Sharpie got his hair weave?"

Kal Penn said...

"..and this is the secret handshake used to get into the Obama Gay Bath House in Chicago

jj said...

Bloomberg to Sharpton, "So now you're saying that Newt is the one that attacked Tawana?"

WV: noids...three men pictured and not any noide between them...

dadoctah said...

Flanked by Alfalfa and Spanky, Stymie reveals the secret high sign on coast-to-coast television.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Well, I say it STILL looks more natural than Balldinger's...



v word - obentsum - must still be using the same sentient v word generator as Blogger.

Dr. Doom said...

Rev Al: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
Bloomberg: "Don't bother - it's not that impressive."
Newt: "That gives me an idea for a new contract with America..."

Anonymous said...

"Seriously Mike, pull my finger."

Vinneh

Dactyl said...

WV: alkweedu. "Ah like weed, u?"

Dactyl said...

Sorry Al, we're not falling for the 'handshake booger wipe' trick. Fool me once...

dub said...

WTF happened to Don King??

Whacko said...

"Newt, here, wanted me to endorse him. As he is, like me, a man of impeccable ethics."

Matt the K said...

Newt: "Bloomberg! Is it really that long?"
Bloomberg: "Mmmmm........maybe?" *wink*

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bloomberg's thawtbubble to rooftop NYPD snipers: Sharpton's toast... take the shot! Take the shot NOW!

-OR-

Newt Humor - To amuse the camera crews he's spent the last 5 minutes gently tugging the wig off Al's fat head.

WordVerify: jorible - mexican ebonics for horrible

metalgarth said...

Goofus, Franklin and P.J. hold a press confrence to announce that they will be starting their very own comic strip with funding from the NEA.

Steve O said...

Sometimes Al Sharpton moves so fast he leaves part of his head behind him.

Submariner said...

Mikie's thawt bubble; "How would Vlad Putin get out of this?"

Submariner said...

Why won't you touch a Brother, Bloomberg? Afraid of a few little old black cooties, ya racist?

Submariner said...

Move to my left a few feet, Newt. Then we can show Bloomie how wide a load the Secretary of State REALLY is...

Submariner said...

Glee does Sha-Na-Na.