1. "You know what I hate? Old white crackers who succeed by being slightly less RINO that Mitt Romney. ... There's one right behind me isn't there?"
2. Newt Thawtbauble: "OMG, there's another face on the back of his head!"
3. "My hand is turning white! My hand is turning white!"
4. "'Scuse me while I give Mr. Gingrich a reacharound."
5. Newt Thawtbubble: "Why does he keep making eye contact with me than coyly looking away? Is he into me or not? Gawd, if he wants to hook up, why doesn't he just ask?"
Best of Kal Penn
"..and this is the secret handshake used to get into the Obama Gay Bath House in Chicago
Best of dadoctah
Flanked by Alfalfa and Spanky, Stymie reveals the secret high sign on coast-to-coast television.
Best of Dactyl
Sorry Al, we're not falling for the 'handshake booger wipe' trick. Fool me once...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Newt Humor - To amuse the camera crews he's spent the last 5 minutes gently tugging the wig off Al's fat head.
Best of metalgarth
Goofus, Franklin and P.J. hold a press confrence to announce that they will be starting their very own comic strip with funding from the NEA.
20 comments:
Bloomberg's Scrubs Fantasy, starring Sharpton as Chocolate Bear and Newt as Vanilla Bear, was not approved for general audiences.
"hmm, wonder where Sharpie got his hair weave?"
"..and this is the secret handshake used to get into the Obama Gay Bath House in Chicago
Bloomberg to Sharpton, "So now you're saying that Newt is the one that attacked Tawana?"
WV: noids...three men pictured and not any noide between them...
Flanked by Alfalfa and Spanky, Stymie reveals the secret high sign on coast-to-coast television.
ORA:
Well, I say it STILL looks more natural than Balldinger's...
v word - obentsum - must still be using the same sentient v word generator as Blogger.
Rev Al: "'Scuse me while I whip this out."
Bloomberg: "Don't bother - it's not that impressive."
Newt: "That gives me an idea for a new contract with America..."
"Seriously Mike, pull my finger."
Vinneh
WV: alkweedu. "Ah like weed, u?"
Sorry Al, we're not falling for the 'handshake booger wipe' trick. Fool me once...
WTF happened to Don King??
"Newt, here, wanted me to endorse him. As he is, like me, a man of impeccable ethics."
Newt: "Bloomberg! Is it really that long?"
Bloomberg: "Mmmmm........maybe?" *wink*
Bloomberg's thawtbubble to rooftop NYPD snipers: Sharpton's toast... take the shot! Take the shot NOW!
-OR-
Newt Humor - To amuse the camera crews he's spent the last 5 minutes gently tugging the wig off Al's fat head.
WordVerify: jorible - mexican ebonics for horrible
Goofus, Franklin and P.J. hold a press confrence to announce that they will be starting their very own comic strip with funding from the NEA.
Sometimes Al Sharpton moves so fast he leaves part of his head behind him.
Mikie's thawt bubble; "How would Vlad Putin get out of this?"
Why won't you touch a Brother, Bloomberg? Afraid of a few little old black cooties, ya racist?
Move to my left a few feet, Newt. Then we can show Bloomie how wide a load the Secretary of State REALLY is...
Glee does Sha-Na-Na.
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