Monday, December 12, 2011
Newt We Much
1. "You know what I hate? Old white crackers who succeed by being slightly less RINO that Mitt Romney. ... There's one right behind me isn't there?"
2. Newt Thawtbauble: "OMG, there's another face on the back of his head!"
3. "My hand is turning white! My hand is turning white!"
4. "'Scuse me while I give Mr. Gingrich a reacharound."
5. Newt Thawtbubble: "Why does he keep making eye contact with me than coyly looking away? Is he into me or not? Gawd, if he wants to hook up, why doesn't he just ask?"
Best of Kal Penn
"..and this is the secret handshake used to get into the Obama Gay Bath House in Chicago
Best of dadoctah
Flanked by Alfalfa and Spanky, Stymie reveals the secret high sign on coast-to-coast television.
Best of Dactyl
Sorry Al, we're not falling for the 'handshake booger wipe' trick. Fool me once...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Newt Humor - To amuse the camera crews he's spent the last 5 minutes gently tugging the wig off Al's fat head.
Best of metalgarth
Goofus, Franklin and P.J. hold a press confrence to announce that they will be starting their very own comic strip with funding from the NEA.