Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Mixed Fashion Signals


1. "Army of Mom, I'm here to install your deck, clean your pool, and root for your Spanish soccer team."

2. "Hello Mr. Safe School Czar. Question, are all anti-bullying block grants handed out at midnight at an I-95 rest stop?"

3. "And that's the window where Barney Frank used to watch me drink a Diet Coke and fondle himself. I'm gonna miss that twisted old mincing pederast."

4. "I understand everything about the'Anderson Cooper' internship dress code except the hard hat."

5. The producers of Glee were delighted with the stagehand the agency sent over.

Best of blue
Ted is first in line for the Lady gaga tickets.

Best of prince of leaves
Getting shakily to his feet, Tyler slowly recognized through the rohypnol hangover that he was in the middle of a bullring and there was a man in a strange costume headed his way with a couple of fuzzy darts.

Best of GregMan
"Coach? Coach Sandusky? Where are you?"

12 comments:

Army of Mom said...

I think I need my mattress flipped, too.

Army of Mom said...

I've never been a fan of black sneakers. Let's get those off ... or Hawaiian print shorts, for that matter. Yes, yes, off with those, too. The hard, um, er, hat can stay.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Rob Lowe - Pron Star

dub said...

Penn State's new mascot

blue said...

Ted is first in line for the Lady gaga tickets.

prince of leaves said...

"At last!" sighed AOM. "VtK serves up a mandroid to compensate for all those fembot pictures!"

prince of leaves said...

Getting shakily to his feet, Tyler slowly recognized through the rohypnol hangover that he was in the middle of a bullring and there was a man in a strange costume headed his way with a couple of fuzzy darts.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When I lose a bet, the wife & kids choose my work clothes. Ellie picked this swim trunks and black socks combo in memory of old Uncle Clem at the beach. Daughter Jane drew the tat on my chest and our deviate son Billy superglued cat fur to my legs.

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No! Are you kidding? Why would you ask if I shave my chest?

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GregMan said...

"Coach? Coach Sandusky? Where are you?"

GregMan said...

With nothing better to do while waiting for the CapThis Best Ofs, Todd went out and got a tattoo on his sculpted pecs.

sonicfrog said...

Well, this has the climate talks in Durbin heated up this year.

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