Tuesday, December 06, 2011
Mixed Fashion Signals
1. "Army of Mom, I'm here to install your deck, clean your pool, and root for your Spanish soccer team."
2. "Hello Mr. Safe School Czar. Question, are all anti-bullying block grants handed out at midnight at an I-95 rest stop?"
3. "And that's the window where Barney Frank used to watch me drink a Diet Coke and fondle himself. I'm gonna miss that twisted old mincing pederast."
4. "I understand everything about the'Anderson Cooper' internship dress code except the hard hat."
5. The producers of Glee were delighted with the stagehand the agency sent over.
Best of blue
Ted is first in line for the Lady gaga tickets.
Best of prince of leaves
Getting shakily to his feet, Tyler slowly recognized through the rohypnol hangover that he was in the middle of a bullring and there was a man in a strange costume headed his way with a couple of fuzzy darts.
Best of GregMan
"Coach? Coach Sandusky? Where are you?"