Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Make a Wish


1. "He wouldn't stop ranting about Ron Paul. So, I clocked him."

2. "Human Battering Ram" was a Jackass stunt doomed to go horribly awry.

3. Just when you thought the intercourse couldn't get any sicker: Gay Airplane Rides.

4. ORA:  Rick and Bruce's attempt to perform the Iron Lotus at the Roller Disco received three perfect 'Fabulouses' from the judges, even the usually cranky East German judge.

5. "Ms Maddow! Take your hand off my thigh at once!"

15 comments:

dadoctah said...

"It followed me home, mom. Can I keep it?"

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GregMan said...

Todd finally snaps and rams the Internet Essay Writer's head through a cinderblock wall.

GregMan said...

Ang Lee's remake of Top Hat introduced the world to a 21st century version of Fred & Ginger.

sonicfrog said...

Army of Mom looks on in disgust.... Throwing out a perfectly good boy toy like that!!!!

Submariner said...

Just laying there playing dead? He's doing Jewish Doggy style...

jj said...

Ever since Bwarney Fwank announced that he is not seeking re-election, young gay men have been passing out all over the country with fantasies of being able to spend more time with him.

jj said...

Thought bubble on right, "This'll teach Steve to pass out at one of our frat parties. I'm gonna duct-tape him nude to a tree in front of Jerry Sandusky's house."

Dactyl said...

Having long since mastered the air guitar, Bubba decided to try the Gary guitar.

Dr. Doom said...

Heath's pick up line, "If I were your gun how would you cock me?" never fails...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reprising the scene of It's a Wonderful Life where Nick's goons toss pixies out into the snow.

WordVerify: trybubso - 1950's slogan for a cheap laundry detergent

Carpe Phlogiston said...

POLE Dancing - yur doin it dong... hic no wait... schlong... hic no wait... RONG! hic

Submariner said...

AoM; time to unwrap your present...