1. No, seriously, if I wanted a president that hated Israel and thought the USA was an illegitimate imperial power with the blood of millions on its hands... I could just vote for Obama.
2."Uh, oh, Ron Paul, you just stepped in dog doody." No! Insisted millions of followers. Paul stepped into a golden mass of magnificence and beauty beyond the ability of neocon statist Bilderberger sheeple to understand.
3. Congressman Paul later said his remarks were misconstrued, and he would be happy to take questions from the "Jew-controlled media" any time.
4. "Careful, Mr. Paul. Don't trip over Chris Matthews!"
5. It had to be said: "Scuse me while I whip this out!"
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That reporter *really* needs to work on her O face.
She has face like a Santa!
"Gosh, Mr. Paul, that looks like a penis - only smaller."
"Wow! Even M'chele's is smaller than yours!'
"No, I said CAUCUS, as in the upcoming IOWA CAUCUS."
As Ron Paul drones on and on about the Fed, the anchor practices for her "interview" with Barack Obama.
As the interviewer continues her questioning, Paul replies, "Look for my answers in my latest newsletter."
"Sir, let me tell you about Ron Paul... oh, wait."
Mr. Paul begins the interview process for the 'Leg Tingling Podium Monkey' position (otherwise known as a State Run Media Operative in the Obama Administration). Word has it that good oral skills are the main core competency required for the job...
It already IS "whipped out..."
No, dag nabbit; I do NOT have a moment to hear about me...
"Does this look infected to you?"
"Ooooh, yes. Yes it does."
From her expression and angle of glance, should the title have said "Paul Pets Testes In CNN Interview?" Just wondering...
Like Cosby said, you aren;t really old until you turn gray "down there." You're old, Ron...
"Wow, that *wasn't* a roll of gold double eagles, and you *were* happy to see me!"
I.See.TWO.Balls...
So THAT'S how you "put de lime in de coconut..."
I guess we all can now understand why you want to give amnesty to all the illegals, Ron...
"No seriously I am trained in obstetrics and gynecology, let me take a look." and with that Ron Paul earned another supporter.
It's frakkin' COLD in here and that's just frakkin SHRINKAGE, dammit!
"Hey lady--how did YOU know I named my unit'Chris Matthews'?!!"
yada, yada, yada... niggas and joos.
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