Monday, December 26, 2011

Just because I thought I needed some hate mail...


1. No, seriously, if I wanted a president that hated Israel and thought the USA was an illegitimate imperial power with the blood of millions on its hands... I could just vote for Obama.

2."Uh, oh, Ron Paul, you just stepped in dog doody." No! Insisted millions of followers. Paul stepped into a golden mass of magnificence and beauty beyond the ability of neocon statist Bilderberger sheeple to understand.

3. Congressman Paul later said his remarks were misconstrued, and he would be happy to take questions from the "Jew-controlled media" any time.

4. "Careful, Mr. Paul. Don't trip over Chris Matthews!"

5. It had to be said: "Scuse me while I whip this out!"

24 comments:

dadoctah said...

That reporter *really* needs to work on her O face.

essay said...

She has face like a Santa!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gosh, Mr. Paul, that looks like a penis - only smaller."

curly said...

"Wow! Even M'chele's is smaller than yours!'

curly said...

"No, I said CAUCUS, as in the upcoming IOWA CAUCUS."

DaveP. said...

As Ron Paul drones on and on about the Fed, the anchor practices for her "interview" with Barack Obama.

jj said...

As the interviewer continues her questioning, Paul replies, "Look for my answers in my latest newsletter."

GregMan said...

"Sir, let me tell you about Ron Paul... oh, wait."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Paul begins the interview process for the 'Leg Tingling Podium Monkey' position (otherwise known as a State Run Media Operative in the Obama Administration). Word has it that good oral skills are the main core competency required for the job...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

It already IS "whipped out..."

Submariner said...

No, dag nabbit; I do NOT have a moment to hear about me...

Submariner said...
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Dactyl said...

"Does this look infected to you?"

"Ooooh, yes. Yes it does."

Submariner said...

From her expression and angle of glance, should the title have said "Paul Pets Testes In CNN Interview?" Just wondering...

Submariner said...

Like Cosby said, you aren;t really old until you turn gray "down there." You're old, Ron...

prince of leaves said...

"Wow, that *wasn't* a roll of gold double eagles, and you *were* happy to see me!"

Submariner said...

I.See.TWO.Balls...

Submariner said...

So THAT'S how you "put de lime in de coconut..."

Submariner said...

I guess we all can now understand why you want to give amnesty to all the illegals, Ron...

Double the U said...

"No seriously I am trained in obstetrics and gynecology, let me take a look." and with that Ron Paul earned another supporter.

Submariner said...

It's frakkin' COLD in here and that's just frakkin SHRINKAGE, dammit!

Matt the K said...

"Hey lady--how did YOU know I named my unit'Chris Matthews'?!!"

el azote said...

yada, yada, yada... niggas and joos.