Monday, December 05, 2011

J-Lobama

The Urban Dictionary definition of "Dickweed" is: "a person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with."




1.As the SCOAMF yammered on, Leno marveled how some too stupid to make even the 'Jaywalking' segment had been elected president.

2. William Shatner remains unimpressed by the SCOAMF's entire first term.

3. Leno's audience responded poorly to his joke about A-Rod knocking up Sasha and Malia.

4. "No, thanks, B.O. Conan and I will not be joining you for a beer summit."

5. There's a certain Jar-Jar Binks/Liam Neeson vibe whenever Obama is interviewed by the press, don't you think?

Best of jj
Please get me a cheeseburger! She watches me like the East German Police and there's hell to pay if I don't eat what she gives me...

Best of Submariner
Obama attempts to use his pimp hand. Leno's jaw doesn't notice...

Best of Dr. Doom
"And I was in the book store looking at copies of the two books I'm supposed to have authored", related Mr. Obama, "and then it occurred to me those bastards at Nobel haven't given me my Prize for Literature yet."

Best of Dr. Doom
Mr Obama explains sex to Jay Leno...

Best of prince of leaves
It's sort of like watching "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", only not as funny.

Best of blue
"..and when I drive to the Chicago bath houses I use the car with the LDYGAGA plates....."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Come on, uh Jay, you can afford to, um, lend the good ol' USA some, um, some of your cars. And um, some of your, um, some of your motorcycles." Obama desperately searches for some way to cut the debt somehow, someway.

14 comments:

Double the U said...

So Jay, what does my election, and NBC electing to move your show to a different time slot have in common?

jj said...

Please get me a cheeseburger! She watches me like the East German Police and there's hell to pay if I don't eat what she gives me...

Submariner said...

Obama attempts to use his pimp hand. Leno's jaw doesn't notice...

Dr. Doom said...

"And I was in the book store looking at copies of the two books I'm supposed to have authored", related Mr. Obama, "and then it occurred to me those bastards at Nobel haven't given me my Prize for Literature yet."

Dr. Doom said...

Mr Obama explains sex to Jay Leno...

Rodney Dill said...

Ne Plus Ultra Dickweed

Spin said...

"Slowly I turned, step by step in by inch..."

ORA

prince of leaves said...

It's sort of like watching "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", only not as funny.

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Cat Whisperer said...

“In Kenya, we call this our dung hand. Here ... smell.”

blue said...

"..and when I drive to the Chicago bath houses I use the car with the LDYGAGA plates....."

JohnS1959 said...

President: "Hey Jay, did you hear the one about George Soros, the South American Dictator, and Eric Holder?"
Leno: "No Mr. President."
President: "Well I did but I didn't get it..."

JohnS1959 said...

"...so then I sent Hillary to China to explain sex to them", related the President.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come on, uh Jay, you can afford to, um, lend the good ol' USA some, um, some of your cars. And um, some of your, um, some of your motorcycles." Obama desperately searches for some way to cut the debt somehow, someway.