Wednesday, December 21, 2011

It's a Peeps of Wal-Mart Christmas

Schneider


1.This year, Christmas comes to Santa.

2. The Ghost of Christmas Past had to tart herself up a bit to get Hef's attention.

3. "Hi, I'm here to apologize for that Barney Frank pic. We @vthek.net agree it was left up for far too long, and those responsible have been sacked."

4. "What's wrong with your other arm, tubby?" dub demanded.

5. Lisa Kudrow unfortunately invested all of her 'Friends' money in Solyndra and was reduced to any work she could find.

Best of Dr. Doom
Shayla opts for the naughty list...

Best of Dactyl
Chelsea Clinton's new contract with NBC required her to do 'special appearances' at company functions from time to time. She probably should have read the fine print.

Best of dadoctah
My local Wally World is overrun with red-hat ladies too, but they look nothing like this.

Best of Army of Dad
Even dub agrees this is better than the Barney Frank pic.

Best of mpur
Nice to see the local crack whores getting into the Christmas spirit.

Best of jj
Why do I keep hearing in the background a redneck saying, "Git 'er done!"

Best of Submariner
ORA: "Eat your heart out, Connie Chung!"

Best of dadoctah
This all started when Corinne asked her manager "are there any problems coming to work with my tattoo visible?"

21 comments:

dub said...

That reminds me, I need to pick up some rolls at the store tonight.

dub said...

Interesting theme on the new slot machines....

bitter santa said...

Nasty Ho Ho Ho in isle 4.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Is it trick or treat time again already?

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John, tatted skank clean up, aisle 3

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Well, she does have the outfit and a pot belly going for her. Wouldn't surprise me if she's slept with half the reindeer in Frostbite Falls, too.

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Looks to me like she ate a few too many (Keebler) elves.

Dr. Doom said...

Shayla opts for the naughty list...

Dactyl said...

Chelsea Clinton's new contract with NBC required her to do 'special appearances' at company functions from time to time. She probably should have read the fine print.

dadoctah said...

My local Wally World is overrun with red-hat ladies too, but they look nothing like this.

wv: rinize. What comes between lathmer and ripeet.

Army of Dad said...

This is way better than what is in my local Walmart.

Army of Dad said...

Oh hell, another Wal-Mart recall

Army of Dad said...

Why Santa the Pimp says bitch better have my money for she's getting coal!

Army of Dad said...

Even dub agrees this is better than the Barney Frank pic.

Army of Dad said...

♪It's going to be a white trash christmas...♪

mpur said...

Nice to see the local crack whores getting into the Christmas spirit.

HLam said...

Joelle completes her Christmas Shopping at RiteAid:

"...and little Billy gets condoms, and little Tommy gets condoms, and little Stevie gets condoms..."

jj said...

Why do I keep hearing in the background a redneck saying, "Git 'er done!"

wv; dayelly....but by night she goes by the stage name Champagne...

Submariner said...

Stacey and Clinton actually approved, but only seasonally.

Submariner said...

Actually, I prefer to do my Christmas Carole-ing at home.

Submariner said...

ORA

"Eat your heart out, Connie Chung!"

Submariner said...

"once you go Elf..."

Submariner said...

Why, Church Lady! Are you full of the Holiday Spirit, or the holiday spirits?"

dadoctah said...

This all started when Corinne asked her manager "are there any problems coming to work with my tattoo visible?"