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Th MSM is counting on the core Obama supporters to avoid Dr. Paul and maintain the status quo. Will the minority voters take the bait and go for the shiny Obama lure? Notwithstanding a very few independent minded thinkers, I believe that we can count on the Latino, black and gay voters to flock to the Democrat side like ducks to water.Thanks for listening...Nobody gets me like you do, Sparky.
Under obamacare, the AFLAC duck was put down, to be replaced by Swimmer, the new symbol of healthcare in America.
Scruffy's turn to give Jim a red rocket for a change.
Gettin' some pussy: UR DOIN IT RONG
Why yes, he's part cocker spaniel. Why do you ask?
"What's that, girl? Timmy fell down the well? And he remembered the Astro-Glide? Let's go, girl!!!"
WTF? That's NOT what we meant!So many sick intercourses kept asking for more doggy positions on Thursday that VtheK decided to toss his readers a bone.-OR-Who's at the door, girl? Bawney Fwank's awived alweady? Gosh, and I'm not undressed yet!-OR-I have a queasy feeling Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks is about to earn an X rating.-OR-Bad Touch
What's on Cap This! today? Nothing special, just an old dog learning a new trick...
Wanna play fetch, girl? Let me get the "stick..."
Ruh Roh, Reorge...
The task of training the animals was difficult on any movie set. On an Ang Lee production it was dangerous as well...
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Tis jest another Enumclaw couple enjoyin' each other's comp'ny on Saturd'y night. Please ta be movin' along now...
It was only then that Sally learned Harry worked days as a letter carrier...
Thawt bubble; "I hope like hell that she doesn't decide to take a bite outa crime..."
Rex' thought bubble: "Man, and I thought my dog s**t breath smelled bad!"
Anyone can teach a dog to shake. Teaching it to give a handjob was truly Chad's greatest accomplishment to date.
In his earlier years Cesar Millan put his dog whispering skills to an entirely different use...
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