Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Hot. Dog.


1. "Want some peanut butter, boy? Yeah, I'll get some peanut butter."

2. "Rex, thank Gaia you found me! Go get help! Tell them I'm being held captive in Army of Mom's basement."

3. "Enjoy 'em while they last, Rex. In fifty years, my pecs will look like Barney Frank's."

4. Next on NBC News, Chelsea Clinton interviews a gay athlete.

5. "What? We just humped five minutes ago. Can't we just cuddle?"

18 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Worst Christmas Card Ever!

curly said...

Th MSM is counting on the core Obama supporters to avoid Dr. Paul and maintain the status quo. Will the minority voters take the bait and go for the shiny Obama lure? Notwithstanding a very few independent minded thinkers, I believe that we can count on the Latino, black and gay voters to flock to the Democrat side like ducks to water.

Thanks for listening...Nobody gets me like you do, Sparky.

jj said...

Under obamacare, the AFLAC duck was put down, to be replaced by Swimmer, the new symbol of healthcare in America.

dadoctah said...

Scruffy's turn to give Jim a red rocket for a change.

metalgarth said...

Gettin' some pussy: UR DOIN IT RONG

metalgarth said...

Why yes, he's part cocker spaniel. Why do you ask?

GregMan said...

"What's that, girl? Timmy fell down the well? And he remembered the Astro-Glide? Let's go, girl!!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

WTF? That's NOT what we meant!
So many sick intercourses kept asking for more doggy positions on Thursday that VtheK decided to toss his readers a bone.

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Who's at the door, girl? Bawney Fwank's awived alweady? Gosh, and I'm not undressed yet!

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I have a queasy feeling Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks is about to earn an X rating.

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Bad Touch

Submariner said...

What's on Cap This! today? Nothing special, just an old dog learning a new trick...

Submariner said...

Wanna play fetch, girl? Let me get the "stick..."

Submariner said...

Ruh Roh, Reorge...

Submariner said...

The task of training the animals was difficult on any movie set. On an Ang Lee production it was dangerous as well...

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Tis jest another Enumclaw couple enjoyin' each other's comp'ny on Saturd'y night. Please ta be movin' along now...

Submariner said...

It was only then that Sally learned Harry worked days as a letter carrier...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I hope like hell that she doesn't decide to take a bite outa crime..."

Shayne said...

Rex' thought bubble: "Man, and I thought my dog s**t breath smelled bad!"

dub said...

Anyone can teach a dog to shake. Teaching it to give a handjob was truly Chad's greatest accomplishment to date.

Dr. Doom said...

In his earlier years Cesar Millan put his dog whispering skills to an entirely different use...