Saturday, December 17, 2011

Horny, Saxxed Up Kids


1. A pretty accurate depiction of what it feels like to be trapped between two Ron Paul supporters.

2. "Guys, you are never going to be as good as Miles Davis unless you start hitting the smack."

3. Excellent blog, thanks for the share. I'll be a regular viewer.... Oh, sheesh, now they've got ME doing it.

4. "Please, guys louder! LOUDER! I want to be deaf so I never have to listen to that gawdawful Rebecca Black song again."

5. And then Cap This hit rock bottom with this display of Child Hornography.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Susi: I can't wait until my boobs get bigger & I can stop hanging out with the geeks.

Best of Dr. Doom
Carl's internet search for 'girl with two horny dudes' was a bit of a disappointment...

Best of dub
Despite their best efforts, Cindy still preferred a good tromboner.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Come on, guys, your tag-team last night made it hard enough to sit and play my saxophone. Now you're trying to wear out my ears, as well?" The bow-chicka-wow music had started, but Wilhelmina couldn't hear it.

Best of blue
"Boys, when I said to use your instruments to cover me with man goo, I meant...."

Best of jj
We've told you before, no sax before the big game...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Trumpeter? I don't even know her."
"What?"

Best of Jack Reacher
Due to her ability to block out anything she didn't want to hear, Susie grew up to become a Medicare trustee/NYT board member/CNN manager.

Best of metalgarth
Ralph Wiggum and Millhouse have finally had it with Lisa's holier than though liberal B.S.

20 comments:

kg said...

Great....that song's gonna be in my head all week now.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"We've been doing this for three hours and I still don't know what the grown-ups meant by 'being horny'"

Censors Hip said...

Susi teaches 2 gay boys how to blow.....

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Susi: I can't wait until my boobs get bigger & I can stop hanging out with the geeks.

dadoctah said...

Okay, so one time? In band camp...?

Dr. Doom said...

Carl's internet search for 'girl with two horny dudes' was a bit of a disappointment...

dub said...

Despite their best efforts, Cindy still preferred a good tromboner.

racerboy said...

Bite my shiny metal @$$!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come on, guys, your tag-team last night made it hard enough to sit and play my saxophone. Now you're trying to wear out my ears, as well?" The bow-chicka-wow music had started, but Wilhelmina couldn't hear it.

blue said...

"Boys, when I said to use your instruments to cover me with man goo, I meant...."

jj said...

We've told you before, no sax before the big game...

Rodney Dill said...

"Trumpeter? I don't even know her."
"What?"

Jack Reacher said...

Due to her ability to block out anything she didn't want to hear, Susie grew up to become a Medicare trustee/NYT board member/CNN manager.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

The Boys In The Band have learned to toot their own horns!! Film at 11.

prince of leaves said...

Suzie later filed a saxual harassment suit over the incident.

JohnS1959 said...

Can you hear me now?

metalgarth said...

Ralph Wiggum and Millhouse have finally had it with Lisa's holier than though liberal B.S.

Submariner said...

Suzi prepares for Cinca de Mayo week at Chi Chi's.

Passionate Conservative said...

Incontrovertible proof that Marlee Matlin was not born deaf.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Two future advertising execs and a future consumer employing ad blocking software.