Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Goggles, They Do Nothing!

There really is only one Caption for This... 


1. AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Best of andthenblammo!
ORA:"Dew yew lahk mah tittays?"

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
"No! As a matter of fact these are real."

Best of metalgarth
V the K officially moves into "3rd Rate Pron" as of today

Best of Julie the Jarhead
Why, yes, it is a bit chilly in the House chamber today. Why do you ask?

Best of Jack Reacher
Nice drape of the jacket across your shoulders. Who are you, Count Spendula?

Best of prince of leaves
Remember, folks: like other members of Congress he gets top-notch free medical care. Your tax dollars paid for those breast enhancements.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, I haven't seen 3 boobs on one person since 'Total Recall'...

Best of Double the U
"If woo fink I'm sexshe and woo wahnt my bowdy common shuger wet me woa!" Karaoke night in the chambers will never be the same. Thankfully.

Best of Dr. Doom

Well this is just great - Mr. Frank is leaving congress. Now what are all the monors going to do for low hanging fruit...

Low fruit... did you see what I did there?

34 comments:

andthenblammo! said...

ORA:

"Dew yew lahk mah tittays?"

blue said...

with M'Chel vacationing with her secret service boyfriend, Barney dresses up to visit B. Hussein in the oval office....

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"No! As a matter of fact these are real."

Rodney Dill said...

You look Moobvelous!

Double the U said...

Barney Frank's arguments against obscenity laws didn't sway congress.

metalgarth said...

V the K officially moves into "3rd Rate Pron" as of today

Julie the Jarhead said...

Why, yes, it is a bit chilly in the House chamber today. Why do you ask?

jj said...

When you talk about my pal Jerry at Penn State I get all tingly inside. Not down my leg though.

metalgarth said...

Wet T-Shirt Contest: UR DOIN' IT SUPER DUPER EXTRY RONG!!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

Nice drape of the jacket across your shoulders. Who are you, Count Spendula?

Jack Reacher said...

I thought that banner said "...study of breast failures."

Jack Reacher said...

"I injured my arm typing term papers all night. My interns have to spam Caption This for me now."

Double the U said...

Barney Frank introduces the "Cross your heart and hope to lie" bra.

andthenblammo! said...

People of Wal-Mart meets C-Span

Dr. Doom said...

"And now as I weeve congwess, I would wike to thank all of the members I have served", intoned Congressman Frank, "Oh and all of you congwessmen too."

prince of leaves said...

Remember, folks: like other members of Congress he gets top-notch free medical care. Your tax dollars paid for those breast enhancements.

prince of leaves said...

If you think *this* is bad, just imagine the flab rolls that would be protruding if he pulled a ligament in one of his toes.

prince of leaves said...

Seeing how wearing a bathrobe and slippers worked for Vinny "The Chin" Gigante, Rep. Frank works on the insanity defense for his eventual corruption trial via breast augmentation and a tight cashmere sweater.

prince of leaves said...

"...and in cwosing I'd just wike to say that this cashmewe top has been tickewing my nippews aww damn day." And then Congress' heads exploded.

prince of leaves said...

"I think no on wiww be supwised that I wise in favow of this agwicultuwal subsidy biww. We as a nation must not fawm out pwoduction of man-goo to Pewu!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guys and gals, it's been weel fun fwushing taxpayer money down a giant toiwet for 16 terms. Thanks for pwotecting my wetirement benefits even as the middlecwass sinks into poverty. I couldn't have done it withoutcha!

-OR-

Casual Fridays gone awry or the 2011 Metrosexual Runway Model Look? You be the judge.

-OR-

verbal masturbation noun
an act of oral self-gratification, e.g., bloviating in front of an empty chamber on a subject you're responsible for screwing up [see also - The PETER Principle]


WordVerify: dishas - what Sweetie's washing while I'm captioning photos (and what I'll be dodging if I don't take out the garbage)

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, I haven't seen 3 boobs on one person since 'Total Recall'...

And that one in the middle really needs some work.

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Double the U said...

"If woo fink I'm sexshe and woo wahnt my bowdy common shuger wet me woa!" Karaoke night in the chambers will never be the same. Thankfully.

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Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Frank announces he is leaving congress and taking a job as NAMBLA's chief lobbyist...

Anonymous said...

High Beams

Submariner said...

Shouldn't be an ORA:

No, Sewiouswy; does anyone have a spawe bwo in thewe Congwessionaw office cwoset?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bawney gives a whole new meaning to side boob.

-OR-

I'd weally wike to take a mowment to individuwly thank awwl teh pages I took under my **cough** wing duwing teh past 32-yewas, but unfowtunately my attuwney advised me not to name names.

Dr. Doom said...

Well this is just great - Mr. Frank is leaving congress. Now what are all the monors going to do for low hanging fruit...

Low fruit... did you see what I did there?

Submariner said...

Rather a staid booth for the Folsom Street Fair, wouldn't you say?

GregMan said...

Ang Lee just HAD to remake "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington", didn't he?