Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Gene Simmons Worst Nightmare

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1. On the other hand, she is, like, totally immune from Goa'uld symbiote attacks.

2. Damn, I'd hate to see the cat.

3. Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres just got a thrill up her leg.

4. "Does she have a brother?" Andrew Sullivan asked. "Does she have a much, much younger bwothuh?" Barney Frank asked.

5. "And do you have any proof you're the illegitimate daughter of Mick Jagger and Kay Lange?"

25 comments:

dub said...

I'd be turned on, but her tongue is too fat in the middle.

Dactyl said...

Linda once gave a guy the raspberry for saying she had a fat butt. Hundreds died.

prince of leaves said...

New internet meme: One Girl, One OMIGODWHATTHEHELLISTHAT?!?

prince of leaves said...

Janice used to flirt with men at bars by licking the last drops out of her half-yard glasses, but it only frightened the men and emboldened the lesbians.

prince of leaves said...

"Got any Innsmouth in you? [glub!] Would you like some? [glub glub!]"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whoever did that awful merge needs to watch the entire You_Suck_at_Photoshop series. It's hilarious and you might learn something.

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Ralph was torn. Susie deepthroats like a porn star; but whenever he takes her out to dinner she always orders raw cow tongue and swallows it whole with loud slurping sounds that make nearby patrons rush out gagging.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Many don't know this but on rare occasions, blow jobs can result in a pregnant tongue.

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French kissing Louise is a lot like boxing. She has reach, a mean jab and a frat party record of 23 consecutive TKO's.

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Anne's sorority sisters nicknamed her The Sybian.

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metalgarth said...

Gina Simmons

jj said...

m'chelle assumes the likeness of a shape-shifter, and after luring her prey at a singles bar, prepares to unhinge....

Submariner said...

Looks like the princess and the frog got it on before his transformation. One of the tadpoles seems to have grown up...

Submariner said...

ORA

Thtuck? Thtuck. THTUCK!
Thomebody he'p meeeeee.

Submariner said...

I'm a bit scared to ask, but how's her "Poker in the rear?"

Submariner said...

When Gina gives a 'wet willie,' she nails BOTH ears.

Submariner said...

OJA

"...because she CAN."

Spin said...

This tragedy occurs when you lick the frozen cock of Satan (instead of Santa)

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mega said...

All too often, SOPA required that conservative bloggers submit their tongues for removal.

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GregMan said...

"Led be dell you about Won Baul."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Venom's long lost daughter is finally found.

Submariner said...

Won't you please consider donating to those affected by licking too many stamps and too many envelopes for Christmas, Channukah, Kwanza and Ramadan cards...

Submariner said...

Rosie O'Donuts saw this pic, dropped trou and murmered, "A tongue is a terrible thing to waste..."



I am so frakkin sorry for that mental image, Does any monor have a spare case of eye bleach they can spare?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is what the coroner found while conducting the autopsy on George Costanza's fiance after Susan died licking tainted glue from her wedding invitation envelopes.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Credit Subby for mentioning envelopes first. That's what reminded me of the Seinfeld episode.

Anonymous said...

Look, a tongue with a head on it.