1. On the other hand, she is, like, totally immune from Goa'uld symbiote attacks.
2. Damn, I'd hate to see the cat.
3. Somewhere, Ellen DeGeneres just got a thrill up her leg.
4. "Does she have a brother?" Andrew Sullivan asked. "Does she have a much, much younger bwothuh?" Barney Frank asked.
5. "And do you have any proof you're the illegitimate daughter of Mick Jagger and Kay Lange?"