1. Britney is slowly making progress in dealing with her racism, she's down to a six-foot pole.
2. "You got something in your teeth," said Spider-Girl. "A little web-fluid will get it. There ya go."
3. "His teeth look good. Yeah, I'll take him. $600 enough?" ATDHE.
4. Envy lost a lot of weight and shed the coat, but it still just lurks in the background.
5. 'Occupy the Gym' was far more racially diverse than Occupy Wall Street.
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What, *another* Kardashian wedding? And I don't quite understand this ceremony....
KArdashian ahahhah really nice ! You kill me!!!!!
Very interesting post! Thanks a lot.
Jamal's thought bubble: "Wont she be surprised when she finds out what I can put into HER mouth from here"
Recent Nigerian illegal immigrant Oomlis Tyrone Magumbotutu demonstrates a popular tribal game - Pull My Tapeworm.
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The local kids have fun with a Nairobi transfer student by introducing him to a totally made up American custom - Eating boogers off a stick.
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The reason so many Americans are overweight and out of shape can be traced back to these Title IX mandates:
a) All exercise drills must now be low impact;
b) Coaches must allow frequent rest periods to prevent excessive perspiration;
c) No sports equipment can weigh more than the weakest girl on the team can lift.
"No, No Tyrone. It's lick the 'hole' suck the pole"
As Terry let go of the rubber band, D'Andre was knocked unconscious thus concluding the newly mandated federal concussion baseline test for high-school athletes.
"Dnebby, led go ob by tung!"
To save time, the student council decided to combine the bubblegum-pull with the limbo contest. Comedy ensued.
At the Xavier Institute for Gifted Students, Prehensile Tongue Boy is always ready for a game of thumb war.
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