Sunday, December 11, 2011

Enraged, She Unleashes the Fury of 10,000 Amanpours

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1. Unsurprisingly, Amanpour's tenure on 'This Week' ended with a shout of 'Allahu Akbar' and a loud explosion that splattered bits of George Will and Arianna Huffington everywhere.

2. "Infidel Cheney! You've gone and wrecked Cokie Roberts again!"

3."Infidel! Bring me back my corn dog!"

4. "You know what grinds my gears? You, America! [BLEEP] You!"

5. ST:TNG ORA: "THERE....ARE.....FOUR.....LIGHTS!"

Best of Spin
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Best of GregMan
"You infidels get off my lawn!"

Best of jj
I can't even get a date in this damn country. Maybe I'll go to Egypt to get some...

Best of Jack Reacher
"Khaaannnn!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian..." At long last, the mystery is solved.

Best of Submariner
Despite her passionate rendition of "The 12 Days of Ramadam," Christine was booted from the first episode on MTV's "Air Guitar With The Stars."

21 comments:

Spin said...

"If you think you've seen terrorism before now, just wait until you try to take my cucumbers away"

Spin said...

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Spin said...

"ABC, I can't quit you!"

freelance academic orders said...

No no no no! NEVER!!! )

Rodney Dill said...

Cure for Tourettes poster child.

GregMan said...

"You infidels get off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

Well, we certainly know whether or not her laxative has kicked in.

GregMan said...

"I am sick and tired of these m*****-f****** christians in this m*****-f****** country!"

jj said...

I can't even get a date in this damn country. Maybe I'll go to Egypt to get some...

metalgarth said...

"wii MSM boxing" allows you to take your frustrations out on many well known anchors including, Matthews, Koppel, Couric and Olberman,

Anonymous said...

The real reason Saudis don't let women drive.

Vinneh

jimmy said...

ABC announces that Amanpour's replacement promised to "take This Week in a new direction, less biased, and more open to contrary points of view":

"WTF?? I'm being replaced by Joy Behar?!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Silence! I kill you!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Khaaannnn!"

Double the U said...

"Amanpour boy too ha-rump-ah-pum-pum..." Christina's rendition was always a favorite at the media Christmas parties.

Kaptain Krude said...

"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian..." At long last, the mystery is solved.

Submariner said...

Despite her passionate rendition of "The 12 Days of Ramadam," Christine was booted from the first episode on MTV's "Air Guitar With The Stars."

Submariner said...

But I wanted to do the Achmadinijad interview!

Submariner said...

FIST UV DETH;
UR DUIN IT PERTY WEL AKSHULY

Submariner said...

...and then that ba$tard Newt tried to stick his Swartzengruben up my Hoo-Hoo Dilly!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Nunh nunh nunh-nuh-nuh
nunh-nuh nunh-nuh nunh nunh nuuuuuuh" Butthead's rendition of Iron Man won the trans-gender air guitar contest, but ultimately lost in the bikini contest.