Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Dragon Lady

Brender



1. "Me love you long... no, forget it. Not even for another Trillion in unsecured debt."

2. Hilldawg: "Excuse me for asking, but do you people have a cure for cankles? Acupuncture? Herbs? Fetal cell injections? Whatever you got, I'm buying!"

3. As the SecState babbled on, the ambassador's aide could only think "I no speak English crazy lady with hips like water buffalo."

4. "Yarrr, I be Lickbeard the Pirate! Prepare to be Boarded and Scissor Me Timbers, Yarrr!"

5. "Madame Secretary, the Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS look really suits you."

Best of Rodney Dill
On right: "Me love Bill long time."

Best of Rodney Dill
On right: "Give my regards to Chef Ramsey."

Best of Double the U
So Yoko, have you thought about dating Newt?

Best of HLam
Madame Secretary: "I left 4 pant suits on my bed. Have them cleaned and pressed and, for God's sake, easy on the starch this time."

Best of Cat Whisperer
"President Obama wants to improve relations between our two countries, so I’ve brought you a set of chopsticks with a ‘Reset’ button on them.”

Best of dub
Kim Jon Il looks fabulous these days.

Best of metalgarth
Quentin Tarantino presents: "Kill Hill" (Don't we wish that was a real movie?)

Best of GregMan
Shrillary thought bubble: "I'll take that 3AM phone call from this one any time."

Best of jj
Hillary thought bubble, "I'd love to eat this fortune cookie...but in an hour she'd be horny again".

Best of Vinneh
"Hillary, quick they need more butter on table 14"!

Best of Dactyl
WV - vorpok: the sound it makes when HRC uncrosses her legs.

Best of Dactyl
In retrospect, getting Pee Wee Herman to act as the secretary's body double . . . actually worked out pretty well, didn't it?

Best of prince of leaves
Moments later the lifeforce-drained husk of the teenage girl fell dead at Hillary's feet. An hour later, Hillary was feeling old again.

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

On right: "Me love Bill long time."

Rodney Dill said...

On right: "Give my regards to Chef Ramsey."

Double the U said...

So Yoko, have you thought about dating Newt?

HLam said...

Madame Secretary: "I left 4 pant suits on my bed. Have them cleaned and pressed and, for God's sake, easy on the starch this time."

Cat Whisperer said...

“President Obama wants to improve relations between our two countries, so I’ve brought you a set of chopsticks with a ‘Reset’ button on them.”

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Say, didn't you use to be a Jinger Bear?"

dub said...

Harro Mees Crinton. You're dry creaning ready 4 'owah.

dub said...

Kim Jon Il looks fabulous these days.

metalgarth said...

Quentin Tarantino presents: "Kill Hill" (Don't we wish that was a real movie?)

GregMan said...

Shrillary thought bubble: "I'll take that 3AM phone call from this one any time."

GregMan said...

Oriental woman thought bubble: "So, is this a man, or a trannie, or what? Sure as hell isn't a woman."

jj said...

Hill-Dog as she pulls hand closer to her crotch, "See, American women do have bigger genitalia that Chinese man!"

jj said...

Hillary thought bubble, "I'd love to eat this fortune cookie...but in an hour she'd be horny again".

Dr. Doom said...

"Well as you know Madame Under Secretary, I am hear to explain sex to you", negotiated the Secretary of State, "Is there a particular reason you are called an 'under' secretary?"

Anonymous said...

"Hillary, quick they need more butter on table 14"!

Vinneh

Artfldgr said...

Hillary Clinton in Battlestar Galactica the Clone Wars...

Dactyl said...

WV - vorpok: the sound it makes when HRC uncrosses her legs.

Dactyl said...

WV - endpi: HRC's term for the pie she wants after dinner.

Dactyl said...

In retrospect, getting Pee Wee Herman to act as the secretary's body double . . . actually worked out pretty well, didn't it?

JohnS1959 said...

"Well played Ms. Chang", said the Secretary of State, "Shall we say double or nothing for Yosemite National Park?"

prince of leaves said...

Mrs. Hu's thought bubble: "Great googly moogly, if she's pulling her hair back like that to smooth out her wrinkles, she's gonna need a winch next time."

prince of leaves said...

Moments later the lifeforce-drained husk of the teenage girl fell dead at Hillary's feet. An hour later, Hillary was feeling old again.

prince of leaves said...

"Um, no, Madame Secretary, we don't do those kinds of shows here. You're thinking Tijuana."

prince of leaves said...

Hillary: "Oh wow! It actually has a pulse! Boy it's amazing what those Sony robot engin-- wait, what? This is the Premier's wife?...Oh."

metalgarth said...

"I no speak English
crazy lady with hips like
water buffalo"

Was this an intentional Haiku?

Dr. Doom said...

"No, definitely not Madame Secretary. I don't care what Coach Sandusky told you.", said the Chinese emissary emphatically, "I believe you are confusing us with Thailand..."