Friday, December 16, 2011
De Plane! De Plane!
1. "And if you passengers on the left side of the aircraft will look out your windows, you'll see a whore with a fantastic rack."
2. Blond with the terrific ass's thawtbubble. "The pitch on his number three engine is outside flight tolerance. He should change out the compressor on his next A-Check."
3. Later on, Hurley went mad with power and would bring down planes just to loot their snack carts.
4. "Dumb French Crackers," thought M'Chel from the verandah of her villa. "And somebody get that chalk-faced whore off my beach!"
5. "Oh, beans, the detonator! I knew I forgot something!"
Best of dadoctah
Photoshop fail! No kittens!
Best of prince of leaves
"Helllp! Scary metal bird! Aiieeee!" Monica was terrified until someone else on the beach helpfully informed her that that was what airplanes look like from the outside.
Best of Dr. Doom
"crackle - Tower this is Air France 472, we are declaring an emergency and requesting a fly around, over", transmitted Captain Oveur...
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh, crap, that's my plane, and I haven't finished the term paper. I wonder where I can get help with one."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
See Betsy read.
See Betsy frown and wonder - "Why do they have to ship air all the way from France?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
Seconds later, the plane crashed when the passengers all crowded over to the side and yelled, "Fatty fatty fatty!" It was the last dub family reunion.