Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Color Me Skeptical About This Danger


1. This is the kinda thing that should get your breeding license revoked.

2. The level of honesty of Mick's T-shirt was on par with his 'My Other Car Is a Porsche' bumper sticker.

3. Raised by gay male foster parents, Rick had no idea his shirt was inappropriate.

4. It was not only giant, but apparently bio-luminescent.

5. "That's it, Britney, hold my son by his giant penis."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You might be a redneck...
1- if you wear clothes announcing you're a peckerhead
2- you, your wife and kid all belch "cheese" in unison for the photographer
3- you can divorce your wife and still call her sis.

Best of mpur
The shirt would be more accurate if it said Danger: Giant Dick

Best of jj
Pictures from Jerry Sandusky's childhood photo album...

Best of Submariner
Kathie Lee's kids never got tired of describing Regis Philbin.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Later, Todd would realize he only thought his penis was giant because he compared it to his son's.

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Boy you'd think a dude wouldn't dis Santa like that so close to Christmas...

Dactyl said...

Your name isn't Dick, is it?

dadoctah said...

It's not a proper Christmas card unless you're holding something semiauto.

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It is a nice post.thank you.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You might be a redneck...
1- if you wear clothes announcing you're a peckerhead
2- you, your wife and kid all belch "cheese" in unison for the photographer
3- you can divorce your wife and still call her sis.

-OR-

This is what happens when Mommy doesn't get caught kissing Santa Claus. Buster only became suspicious when the kid's first words were Ho Ho Ho.

-OR-

Sears Portrait Studios, charging country bumpkins $19.95 to sit in front of a cheesey backdrop next to a wino since 1956.

-OR-

So, Lureene says to Lyle, "Hon, why can't we treat Little Bubba to some fast food on the way home?"
Lyle replies, "Shoot, don't you remember... I gots me a speeding ticket the last time I tried to run over a possum on the Interstate!"

-OR-

This reminds me of that time Pa had the whole family strip nekkid and stacked us up like yule logs for a xmas card. Good times, good times.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Factoid: Ashton Kutcher's first wife JoBeth Kutcher nee Hatfield kicked his ass to the curb for cheating with a waitress at the I-Hop shortly after this picture was taken.

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mpur said...

The shirt would be more accurate if it said Danger: Giant Dick

jj said...

Pictures from Jerry Sandusky's childhood photo album...

Submariner said...

Larry was publicly happy he asked for that "Enlarger" last Christmas...

Submariner said...

...and the Mrs. called him Dick.


Thank you; I'll be here all season. Try the veal. Stay clear of the venison.

Submariner said...

Kathie Lee's kids never got tired of describing Regis Philbin.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Later, Todd would realize he only thought his penis was giant because he compared it to his son's.

sonicfrog said...

Notice how the wife is sitting really REALLY close to Santa?...

Notice she's smiling as if she knows something her hubby doesn't?...

Notice how Santa looks suspiciously like one Bill Clinton???

Jake should have known better than to issue that kind of challenge at a Democratic fundraiser!