Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Color Me Skeptical About This Danger
1. This is the kinda thing that should get your breeding license revoked.
2. The level of honesty of Mick's T-shirt was on par with his 'My Other Car Is a Porsche' bumper sticker.
3. Raised by gay male foster parents, Rick had no idea his shirt was inappropriate.
4. It was not only giant, but apparently bio-luminescent.
5. "That's it, Britney, hold my son by his giant penis."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You might be a redneck...
1- if you wear clothes announcing you're a peckerhead
2- you, your wife and kid all belch "cheese" in unison for the photographer
3- you can divorce your wife and still call her sis.
Best of mpur
The shirt would be more accurate if it said Danger: Giant Dick
Best of jj
Pictures from Jerry Sandusky's childhood photo album...
Best of Submariner
Kathie Lee's kids never got tired of describing Regis Philbin.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Later, Todd would realize he only thought his penis was giant because he compared it to his son's.