Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Black Rubber


1."Would M'sieur like a shampoo with his cut?"

2. The ghost from 'American Horror Story' has a kinky private life.

3. Brokeback... um... Sea Hunt?

4. The annual Christmas Card from Uncle Fred and his friend Jack was just never opened when the kids were around.

5. The GOP candidates would come to realize it was a mistake letting Anderson Cooper choose the next debate format.

Best of sonicfrog
Vladimir Putin, in happier days.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Lost episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Spike drinks the blood of a San Francisco fern bar patron and develops an irresistible rubber fetish.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Where the rubber meets the choad"

Best of Adriane
Dude! You can make all the barking noises you want. You are NOT a Navy SEAL!!!

Best of sonicfrog
007 pron: "No Mr. Bondage, I expect you to...".

Best of prince of leaves
"Is that a seam across your otherwise featureless crotch, or are you just indifferent to seeing me?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Rubber? I don't even know her.

Best of Submariner
When I said "I like a nice, tight, seal;" I wasn't talkin' 'bout no Tupperware, Bruce...

Best of Dactyl
No, you idiot! The talcum powder goes on before the rubber suit!

19 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Vladimir Putin, in happier days.

Double the U said...

Damn it Sonicfrog, first thing I thought about was a Putin photo.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lost episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Spike drinks the blood of a San Francisco fern bar patron and develops an irresistible rubber fetish.

dub said...

Damn...3rd in line for a Putin reference? Never mind.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Where the rubber meets the choad"
Conservatives boycott Goodyear Tires after the company airs an edgy, updated version of its old commercial.

WordVerify: howleen - Dub's excited question to an anorexic

Adriane said...

Dude! You can make all the barking noises you want. You are NOT a Navy SEAL!!!

jj said...

Next on FOX, SEAL Training, San Francisco...

Steve O said...

Ang Lee directs an episode of American Horror Story.

Or a remake of DUNE. Whatever.


(wv: bifistr. No kidding.)

sonicfrog said...

Hey... Whatever movie this is from... 20 to 1 it's still better than the upcoming Battleship movie!

sonicfrog said...

007 pron: "No Mr. Bondage, I expect you to...".

prince of leaves said...

"Is that a seam across your otherwise featureless crotch, or are you just indifferent to seeing me?"

Anonymous said...

Coach Sandusky's idea of fantasy football.

Vinneh

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hehe very very cool

Rodney Dill said...

Rubber? I don't even know her.

Submariner said...

Ang Lee Presents:
Seal Team Two!

Submariner said...

When I said "I like a nice, tight, seal;" I wasn't talkin' 'bout no Tupperware, Bruce...



v word - disheahs - Dis heahs hows we does it pas' deh yellow barricades on Bourbon Street...

Dr. Doom said...

Statistics 2201 Final Exam:

1) List the following in order of HIGHEST probability:
a) These gentlemen are members of the local Tea Party Movement.
b) These gentlemen are each employing more than one butt closure.
c) These gentlemen are members of the Berkley, California City Council.
d) These gentlemen are engaging in a best of three falls wrestling match to replace Representative Frank in congress.

Dactyl said...

No, you idiot! The talcum powder goes on before the rubber suit!

Rodney Dill said...

We only have 20 seconds MacGruber.