1. "This one! Have him shaved and brought to my tent."
2. "Does this bother you? I'm not touching you."
3. Pull finger, receive Fast and Furious Testimony.
4."Your boogers! Give them to me!"
5. "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
Best of dub
You there. The pickle....tickle it.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Holder? I don't even know her."
Best of Steve O
Have you ever seen a creepier setup for "pull my finger?"
Best of jimmy
"I fart in your general direction."
Best of Jack Reacher
"You look familiar. Wait, don't tell me. Didn't I sell you some guns a while back?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"You will wait, sir, while I whip this out."
Best of sonicfrog
In keeping with the now time-honored defense against wrong-doing by Democrats, Holder was heard to exclaim "I did not have something with that something!"
Threadwinner Dr. Doom
"These are not the gunrunning bureaucrats we are looking for", repeated the Congressional Investigator, "You can go about your business."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"You there. I did not get a har-umph out of you!"
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You there. The pickle....tickle it.
"Holder? I don't even know her."
Have you ever seen a creepier setup for "pull my finger?"
UR doing it wrong! (Nyuk! nyuk! nyuk!)
"I fart in your general direction."
You gonna ask me about Fast and Furious? Gonna ask me about the Black Panthers? I got one word for you: Gibson. Think about it.
It didn't freak the reporter out until Holder started making the "zzzzt! zzzzzt!" sound and said he was laser-finger shooting him.
Don't be dissin' me, cracker boy. Don't you know who I am???
"You look familiar. Wait, don't tell me. Didn't I sell you some guns a while back?"
"...and when you awake, you will have no memories of subpoenas or resignation demands."
"I see white people."
(Woman's thought-bubble) "MMmm, his fingers are small. I hope his feet are big. Oh, damn."
"You will wait, sir, while I whip this out."
You have to be this high to ride her.
-OR-
Don't run through a list of my grievous errors in judgement, buster! I know them by heart... I HAVE the list. I MADE the list. I am freakin PWNed by the list!
Really ice!
Don't make me "Brian Terry" you!
Holder, "Pretty soon you will be getting me coffee."
Holder, "No boy, call me 86, and the hard part was matching up the skin color on this Finger Gun."
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In keeping with the now time-honored defense against wrong-doing by Democrats, Holder was heard to exclaim "I did not have something with that something!"
Lady's thought bubble: "Oooo he is So sexy whan he says 'Back down, Honkie-Fool!'"
"These are not the gunrunning bureaucrats we are looking for", repeated the Congressional Investigator, "You can go about your business."
"You there. I did not get a har-umph out of you!"
With this I don't agree:"I see white people."
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