1. How many clues do you need that the garbage problem at OWS is getting out of hand?
2.This has something to do with that stupid PETA/Super Mario thing isn't it?
3. Margot Kidder really has lost it, hasn't she?
4. "Maybe my last boyfriend was right. Maybe I am garbage."
5. The Livonia Police heard that a white woman was being molested by a pack of coons and dispatched a SWAT Team.
Best of Dr. Doom
Wow, the body lice problem at OWS has gotten out of hand...
Best of dadoctah
The lean years: Jed disowns Elly May.
Best of mpur
Raccoon thought bubble: "My nose never lies. There is definitely a can of tuna fish around here somewhere."
Best of jj
Tonight on NatGeo, watch as raccoons seek out and eat a beaver...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The unlighted path from the Subway Sandwich Shop to her apartment wasn't nicknamed "The Gauntlet" for nothing.
Best of dadoctah
What, no cranberry sauce?
Best of Double the U
Mary's idea for a portable compost business had a few problems.
Best of Dr. Doom
You know it is pretty rancid if you cover it with vegetables and a raccoon still won't eat it...
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Wow, the body lice problem at OWS has gotten out of hand...
The animals around Enumclaw have had enough and they're not taking it any more...
Before the farmhouse dropped on her, the Wicked Witch of the East commanded her own version of her sister's flying-monkey patrols.
The lean years: Jed disowns Elly May.
I see Ang Lee has gotten around to a film adaptation of "Rascal."
(Raccoon #1) "Hey, Sid, does this look fresh?"
(Raccoon #2) "I dunno. But the buffet at Friday's was better."
Raccoon thought bubble: "My nose never lies. There is definitely a can of tuna fish around here somewhere."
ATDHE
Tonight on NatGeo, watch as raccoons seek out and eat a beaver...
ATDHE - ...and was eaten by coon zombies.
"Yea, Lady GaGa was the main course & I'm the desert..."
Yesteryear's quaint Tongue-in-Cheek Heading: "Man Bites Dog"
Today's ratings-driven Inflammatory Innuendo Heading: "Coons Attack White Girl"
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After her internship as Senate Page ended, Edna realized this was the only way she'd ever get a male to go down on her again.
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Raccoon Thawtbubble: MmmMmmm, free range human! nom nom nom
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The unlighted path from the Subway Sandwich Shop to her apartment wasn't nicknamed "The Gauntlet" for nothing.
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McPatterson's 10-second ad will air during the Redskins' Toilet Bowl: "Our secret sauce attracts finicky eaters, not flies!"
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The latest PETA slogan, I'd rather be eaten by raccoons than eat a raccoon was not nearly as popular as the Natalie Portman spot...
Her lack of originality would have chapped grandfather Frank's ass.
What, no cranberry sauce?
Her name was McGill, and she called herself Lill, but everyone knew her as Nancy.
Hard times have forced "nature's bandits" to become "nature's gangstas."
Six hours into the mountainside "initiation," Becky began to question her decision to join Phi Mu
Eva Mendes always goes home to have Thanksgiving dinner with the family.
Mary's idea for a portable compost business had a few problems.
The remake of Willard, using Racoons and OWS as a plot platform, failed at the Box Office.
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Initiation ritual into the PETA FemaNAZI Animal Response Team (P-FART) where they do use Duct Tape, but no need for adding tuna to attract rodents.
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Initiation ritual into the PETA FemaNAZI Animal Response Team (PETA-FART) where they do use Duct Tape, but no need for adding tuna to attract rodents.
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You know it is pretty rancid if you cover it with vegetables and a raccoon still won't eat it...
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