Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Too pretty for hockey? Ain't no such thing, dawg!
1. "If I get checked and my lipstick smears, I feel just oogy for days."
2. "Some chick named Army of Mom stole my jersey, just so she could say she had that outfit."
3."I'm sorry... what was the question again? I got to thinkin' about how damn good looking I am and just sort of drifted off."
4. "Good question. Yes, it would be nice to see nipples on Thursday."
5. "Oh, yeah, it's real. And it's spectacular."
Best of blue
Well Nigel, we see that it really does go to 11......
Best of Submariner
>Cough< >Cough< Best of jj
With the onslaught of European players with no chest hair, Canadian women have no reason to watch the post game shows now.
Best of Jack Reacher
Carl demonstrates proper use of the Nipple Meter 3000 device.
Best of prince of leaves
"It was horrible," Zane moaned. "A tear gas canister conked me in the head in Zucotti Park, and when I came to, my dreadlocks and beard had been cut off an I'd been given a bath!"