Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Too pretty for hockey? Ain't no such thing, dawg!


1. "If I get checked and my lipstick smears, I feel just oogy for days."

2. "Some chick named Army of Mom stole my jersey, just so she could say she had that outfit."

3."I'm sorry... what was the question again? I got to thinkin' about how damn good looking I am and just sort of drifted off."

4. "Good question. Yes, it would be nice to see nipples on Thursday."

5. "Oh, yeah, it's real. And it's spectacular."

Best of blue
Well Nigel, we see that it really does go to 11......

Best of Submariner
>Cough< >Cough< Best of jj
With the onslaught of European players with no chest hair, Canadian women have no reason to watch the post game shows now.

Best of Jack Reacher
Carl demonstrates proper use of the Nipple Meter 3000 device.

Best of prince of leaves
"It was horrible," Zane moaned. "A tear gas canister conked me in the head in Zucotti Park, and when I came to, my dreadlocks and beard had been cut off an I'd been given a bath!"

17 comments:

blue said...

Well Nigel, we see that it really is 11.......

blue said...

Well Nigel, we see that it really does go to 11......

(slight rewording)

Submariner said...

>Cough<
>Cough<

Submariner said...

Naw; I ain't worried about neutral zone infractions ever since we started stock-piling Butt Closures in the training room...

Submariner said...

They don't call it the "Sin Bin" for nothing, Gary...

Submariner said...

Then Crosby says to me, "Ya wanna go puck around, kid?"

jj said...

With the onslaught of European players with no chest hair, Canadian women have no reason to watch the post game shows now.

jj said...

Who the hell is this Barney Frank and why is he in our locker room?

jj said...

How the hell would I know if Graham James and Jerry Sandusky know each other?

Jack Reacher said...

Carl demonstrates proper use of the Nipple Meter 3000 device.

prince of leaves said...

"It was horrible," Zane moaned. "A tear gas canister conked me in the head in Zucotti Park, and when I came to, my dreadlocks and beard had been cut off an I'd been given a bath!"

essay writing said...

He remind me Vettel from F1 XD

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't know", said Lance Corporal Smith, "Ever since the repeal of DADT, this has been the uniform of the day."

sonicfrog said...

Not knowing the sport even existed for all these years, Army Of Mom suddenly takes a liking to hockey.

sonicfrog said...

OK... Truth time...

Not knowing the sport even existed for all these years, Sonicfrog suddenly takes a liking to hockey.

Army of Mom said...

@Sonic Frog - *giggling*

sonicfrog said...

Brad has given up his participation in the "Occupy Clothing" protest.