Monday, November 28, 2011
Teleprompter on Dead Tree
1. Note: "Beware of a fat bearded guy with hipster hornrims."
2. Note: "Hi there, Barry. Remember me? Chicago bath house, August 2005? Let's just say Solyndra gets $535 Mil and this remains our little secret, K?"
3. Note: "wE HaVe YR TelePromptER. We Demand $500M in cash by MiDNight."
4. "See! My, um, tax reform would also, um... fit... on a postcard. It just says, um... 1. How much did you make? 2. Send it in."
5. Obama's 3x5's just contained the talking point "Republicans suck" accompanied by crude drawings of genitalia.
Best of Double The U
You must make copies and pass this note to ten legislators and positive things will happen in your life.
Best of racerboy
"...and I'm Barack Obama. Go fuck yourself, San Diego."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Best of andthenblammo!
And my fortune is: 'President of US with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"
Best of GregMan
"Meet me in the men's room at 6PM. Love, George Takei."
Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "Sir, you are in great danger. This kook by the name of Johnny Smith thinks he can see the future, and is trying to kill you. Follow me, and I'll take you to safety, President Stillson."
Best of Dr. Doom
The worst part of being Chris Matthews' intern was delivering his love notes by hand...