Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Suburban Caveboi


1. Coming Summer 2012: Land of the Lost 2, featuring Ang Lee's pool boy as Chaka.

2. The son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer was something of a disappointment.

3. Twinko was one of the lesser known X-Men, for a good reason.

4. Occupy Bedrock demands attention that 1% of the Gotrocks control 99% of the Shells.

5. "Darwin Boy" was the Safe School Czar's Official Mascot to promote teaching Evolution in the Schools.

Best of mpur
The Geico commercials just get weirder and weirder.

Best of metalgarth
Anthropology 101 textbook cover, UC Berkley approved.

Best of jj
....in other news, McNeil has recalled a batch of sunblock when it was discovered that it was accidentally mixed with Rogaine

Best of VInneh
"Coach Sandusky says these are the new special teams uniforms."

Best of Rodney Dill
Gonad the Barbarian

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Now see, this is the problem with low budget flicks. For want of a Continuity Supervisor, $10.98 worth of film and a whole day was lost because nobody on the set noticed the volcano backdrop curtain had collapsed.

Best of dadoctah
"It's fixed, I tell ya! I'm *way* sexier than Bradley Cooper!"

Best of Dr. Doom
On the plus side Og looked great in the raccoon pelts he scored after they ate the poisoined woman he left out for them...

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK VTK, that is just gay!

-O-Iao

Achilles said...

Now, *that's* what I call a Doom Pussy.

Cat Whisperer said...

Oddly enough, the Neanderthal “Jersey Shore” Man was much more advanced than his modern reality show descendants.

mpur said...

The Geico commercials just get weirder and weirder.

metalgarth said...

Anthropology 101 textbook cover, UC Berkley approved.

jj said...

AofM wants his outfit...

jj said...

....in other news, McNeil has recalled a batch of sunblock when it was discovered that it was accidentally mixed with Rogaine

Army of Dad said...

AoM's Thanksgiving dinner plans.

dadoctah said...

Sometimes lycanthropy skips a generation.

Anonymous said...

"Coach Sandusky says these are the new special teams uniforms."

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

Hair Club for Men -- Fail.

Rodney Dill said...

Gonad the Barbarian

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Now see, this is the problem with low budget flicks. For want of a Continuity Supervisor, $10.98 worth of film and a whole day was lost because nobody on the set noticed the volcano backdrop curtain had collapsed.

-OR-

Gorb licked his lips as the hunting party closed in on the fat Walmart walrus in aisle 17, confident she'd feed his tribe for a month.

-OR-

I'll be darned... shaving really does make it grow in thicker!
ORA Seinfeld

dadoctah said...

"It's fixed, I tell ya! I'm *way* sexier than Bradley Cooper!"

Dr. Doom said...

On the plus side Og looked great in the raccoon pelts he scored after they ate the poisoined woman he left out for them...