Monday, November 14, 2011

Spot the Tranny


1. Barney Frank had to fire the staffer who mixed up the times for his committee hearing and his after-hours Glee party.

2. Jerry Sandusky can only go out in public incognito these days.

3. Tranny thought bubble, "I wonder if any of these people drive diesel pick-ups and should I self-righteously lecture and swear at them."

4. Bev Crusher spent her later years serving in the Federation Council surrounded by hideous aliens secretly bent on destroying human civilization... Oh, wait, that's a picture of some tranny at the UN. Never mind.

5. The little bald Ambassador from Belgium was so happy to finally get some sexual release he didn't mind it came in the form of a tranny hand job during the UN Special Meeting on Third World Parking Space Widths.

Best of blue
"Ah, M"Chell and Hillary are here, good ... now I'm no longer the ugliest....."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Wanna touch my scrotum? I have it right here in a glass jar."

Best of Dr. Doom
"No, Sir Elton", instructed the usher, "That seat is reserved for Prime Minister Berlusconi."

Best of dub
Tranny thought bubble: "Did I leave my Prius running?"

Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Suddenly, her face contorted into an inhuman grimace, split into several segments, and then opened to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger underneath.

Best of prince of leaves
Compelled to recuse herself, a bitter and bored Elena Kagan watches the Obamacare oral arguments from the Supreme Court gallery.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pretend to be Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.

Best of Submariner
Though NOT unexpected, Fred's "Life Update" photo for the 25th renunion magazine was still distrubing.

23 comments:

jj said...

Multiple male thought bubbles, "Damn, I miss those freak parties that Albright used to throw".

blue said...

"Ah, M"Chell and Hillary are here, good ... now I'm no longer the ugliest....."

Rodney Dill said...

"Did you know I can fly on AirTRAN for $3.80 to anywhere in the world?"

Rodney Dill said...

Bald guy on right: "Oh, just kill me now."

Rodney Dill said...

"Wanna touch my scrotum? I have it right here in a glass jar."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

tranny: "hmmm, maybe I should teach Robin how to swallow."

Dr. Doom said...

"No, Sir Elton", instructed the usher, "That seat is reserved for Prime Minister Berlusconi."

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly the San Francisco delegate to the UN Human Rights Summit realized what that red spot on his/her chest had been when Putin's crossbow bolt struck home.

dub said...

Tranny thought bubble: "Did I leave my Prius running?"

GregMan said...

Well, after all, the U.N. was founded in San Francisco...

GregMan said...

Hey, Hillary's looking a little hotter these days, isn't she?

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, her face contorted into an inhuman grimace, split into several segments, and then opened to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger underneath.

prince of leaves said...

Compelled to recuse herself, a bitter and bored Elena Kagan watches the Obamacare oral arguments from the Supreme Court gallery.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pretend to be Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sorry, forgot the photo-

John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pose as Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.

Rodney Dill said...

He keeps humming Stand By Your Man and I'm gonna slug him.

Submariner said...

Though NOT unexpected, Fred's "Life Update" photo for the 25th renunion magazine was still distrubing.

Adriane said...

Now me, personally, I would not remake 'Tootsie' and "Dr. Strangelove' simultaneously, but then again, I'm not Ang Lee ...

Rodney Dill said...

Mom?

Rodney Dill said...

...and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.

Rodney Dill said...

#14267 - of things not found in Army of Mom's closet

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "I wonder if he'd like to "drill for oil" after we vote against Israel?"

Submariner said...

Similar to training hospital operating room galleries, Avalon Manor's "Rendevous Rooms" also had spectators.