1. Barney Frank had to fire the staffer who mixed up the times for his committee hearing and his after-hours Glee party.
2. Jerry Sandusky can only go out in public incognito these days.
3. Tranny thought bubble, "I wonder if any of these people drive diesel pick-ups and should I self-righteously lecture and swear at them."
4. Bev Crusher spent her later years serving in the Federation Council surrounded by hideous aliens secretly bent on destroying human civilization... Oh, wait, that's a picture of some tranny at the UN. Never mind.
5. The little bald Ambassador from Belgium was so happy to finally get some sexual release he didn't mind it came in the form of a tranny hand job during the UN Special Meeting on Third World Parking Space Widths.
Best of blue
"Ah, M"Chell and Hillary are here, good ... now I'm no longer the ugliest....."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Wanna touch my scrotum? I have it right here in a glass jar."
Best of Dr. Doom
"No, Sir Elton", instructed the usher, "That seat is reserved for Prime Minister Berlusconi."
Best of dub
Tranny thought bubble: "Did I leave my Prius running?"
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
Suddenly, her face contorted into an inhuman grimace, split into several segments, and then opened to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger underneath.
Best of prince of leaves
Compelled to recuse herself, a bitter and bored Elena Kagan watches the Obamacare oral arguments from the Supreme Court gallery.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pretend to be Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.
Best of Submariner
Though NOT unexpected, Fred's "Life Update" photo for the 25th renunion magazine was still distrubing.
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Multiple male thought bubbles, "Damn, I miss those freak parties that Albright used to throw".
"Ah, M"Chell and Hillary are here, good ... now I'm no longer the ugliest....."
"Did you know I can fly on AirTRAN for $3.80 to anywhere in the world?"
Bald guy on right: "Oh, just kill me now."
"Wanna touch my scrotum? I have it right here in a glass jar."
tranny: "hmmm, maybe I should teach Robin how to swallow."
"No, Sir Elton", instructed the usher, "That seat is reserved for Prime Minister Berlusconi."
Suddenly the San Francisco delegate to the UN Human Rights Summit realized what that red spot on his/her chest had been when Putin's crossbow bolt struck home.
Tranny thought bubble: "Did I leave my Prius running?"
Well, after all, the U.N. was founded in San Francisco...
Hey, Hillary's looking a little hotter these days, isn't she?
Suddenly, her face contorted into an inhuman grimace, split into several segments, and then opened to reveal Arnold Schwarzenegger underneath.
Compelled to recuse herself, a bitter and bored Elena Kagan watches the Obamacare oral arguments from the Supreme Court gallery.
John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pretend to be Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.
Sorry, forgot the photo-
John Goodman finally crosses one off from his Bucket List:
Pose as Linda Tripp and tape record Pentagon officials bragging about the top secret Mile High Club.
He keeps humming Stand By Your Man and I'm gonna slug him.
Though NOT unexpected, Fred's "Life Update" photo for the 25th renunion magazine was still distrubing.
Now me, personally, I would not remake 'Tootsie' and "Dr. Strangelove' simultaneously, but then again, I'm not Ang Lee ...
Mom?
...and then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded.
#14267 - of things not found in Army of Mom's closet
Thawt bubble: "I wonder if he'd like to "drill for oil" after we vote against Israel?"
Similar to training hospital operating room galleries, Avalon Manor's "Rendevous Rooms" also had spectators.
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