Tuesday, November 29, 2011
So Long, Y'Sick Twisted Froot
1. Before leaving Congress, Barney Frank heads out to the House Page Dorm for one last golden shower.
2. "This is the wast time I bowwow a dwess fwom the first wady," Barney grumbled.
3. Mr. Frank announced he was resigning from Congress to accept the position of Athletic Director at Penn State University.
4. "Do you thing Pwesident Gingwich will be needing s Save School Czaw?"
5. In honoring Congressman Frank, the Gay Rights Association that before Congressman Frank, most gays were regarding as nothing but mincing pedophiles. But thanks to his tireless work, the public now knows they can also destroy entire economies.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"I will run for re-erection if that cute closet gay in the White House Tickles my Pickle" lisped Bawney.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Golden parachute, golden years, golden showers...Bawney is ready for anything.
Best of Unscrupulous
I had no idea they made those fruit saver bags in XXXXXL sizes.
Best of Dactyl
You know what would be funny? If someone took Frank's head from this photo and photoshopped it onto a fat guy in a suit.
Best of Jack Reacher
Thinking the term was literal, Barnie suits up on hearing Fannie and Freddie will cause a major s**t storm soon.
Best of Double the U
Over the summer, Barney visited his friends at the college ball boy camp one last time.
Best of Rodney Dill
Someone knows where he'll be when his laxative kicks in.
Best of jj
Somebody looking to "fill his soon to be vacated seat?"