Tuesday, November 29, 2011

So Long, Y'Sick Twisted Froot


1. Before leaving Congress, Barney Frank heads out to the House Page Dorm for one last golden shower.

2. "This is the wast time I bowwow a dwess fwom the first wady," Barney grumbled.

3. Mr. Frank announced he was resigning from Congress to accept the position of Athletic Director at Penn State University.

4. "Do you thing Pwesident Gingwich will be needing s Save School Czaw?"

5. In honoring Congressman Frank, the Gay Rights Association that before Congressman Frank, most gays were regarding as nothing but mincing pedophiles. But thanks to his tireless work, the public now knows they can also destroy entire economies.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"I will run for re-erection if that cute closet gay in the White House Tickles my Pickle" lisped Bawney.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
    Golden parachute, golden years, golden showers...Bawney is ready for anything.

Best of Unscrupulous
    I had no idea they made those fruit saver bags in XXXXXL sizes.

Best of Dactyl
You know what would be funny? If someone took Frank's head from this photo and photoshopped it onto a fat guy in a suit.

Best of Jack Reacher
Thinking the term was literal, Barnie suits up on hearing Fannie and Freddie will cause a major s**t storm soon.

Best of Double the U
Over the summer, Barney visited his friends at the college ball boy camp one last time.

Best of Rodney Dill
Someone knows where he'll be when his laxative kicks in.

Best of jj
Somebody looking to "fill his soon to be vacated seat?"

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Thith isth STHParta!!!

Rodney Dill said...

SERENITY NOW!!!

Dr. Doom said...

Congressman Frank's Town Hall Meeting in Sturgis was not well received...

Censors Hip said...

"I will not run for re-erection" lisps Bawney......

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I will run for re-erection if that cute closet gay in the White House Tickles my Pickle" lisped Bawney.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bawney Fwank sez: I actually do have that outfit in my closet!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Golden parachute, golden years, golden showers...Bawney is ready for anything.

jj said...

Wadda ya mean Sandusky likes 'em younger?

Unscrupulous said...

I had no idea they made those fruit saver bags in XXXXXL sizes.

Dactyl said...

You know what would be funny? If someone took Frank's head from this photo and photoshopped it onto a fat guy in a suit.

Jack Reacher said...

Thinking the term was literal, Barnie suits up on hearing Fannie and Freddie will cause a major s**t storm soon.

Rodney Dill said...

Looks like Barney gave yet someone else, head.

Rodney Dill said...

All of Congress should come with body prophylactics

Rodney Dill said...

Dancing With The Stars - Solo Edition

Double the U said...

Over the summer, Barney visited his friends at the college ball boy camp one last time.

Rodney Dill said...

Someone knows where he'll be when his laxative kicks in.

prince of leaves said...

Even the Subgenii were offended and repulsed by Rev. Frank's X-Day Devival costume.

[I thought I recognized the background - I've actually been there. The original photo is from an X-Day costume party.]

jj said...

Somebody looking to "fill his soon to be vacated seat?"