Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Sir, You're Not on the Guest List



1. "Take your unwanted scrotum exposure elsewhere, hippie."

2. "You can take your Susan B. Anthony's to another bar, hippie."

3. dub is ejected from 'Curves' for heckling.

4. Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do not collect $200.

5. "I don't giva a sh-t what happens in Soviet Russia, Yakov, but in the USA, bouncer ejects bad comedian." 

Best of Spin
"Ms Perry says she doesn't want to see you anymore"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"There. Are. Four. Lights!"

Best of prince of leaves
Doug put up with the new minister's rock-and-roll services, Earth blessings, and New Age vestments, but he just couldn't accept the new "modern" crucifix over the altar.

Best of Jack Reacher
"WTF! I just said you're the same height as my wife!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Whatever happened to "service with a smile?" This is coming outta your tip!!

16 comments:

Hooray for Captain Spaulding said...

3. dub is ejected from 'Curves' for heckling.

Ok. That brought a very loud guffaw.

Spin said...

"Ms Perry says she doesn't want to see you anymore"

Kaptain Krude said...

"There. Are. Four. Lights!"

prince of leaves said...

Doug put up with the new minister's rock-and-roll services, Earth blessings, and New Age vestments, but he just couldn't accept the new "modern" crucifix over the altar.

prince of leaves said...

Protestard: "I am not resisting arrest!"
Off-duty Cop: "I *know*, but I sure as hell wish you *would*!"

JohnS1959 said...

Rodney on his way to occupy the alley...

Rodney Dill said...


Pack up your troubles in your old douche bag,
and smile, smile, smile...

Rodney Dill said...

C'mon Mom, You weren't using your basement for anything.

Rodney Dill said...

SERENITY NOW!!!

Double the U said...

Yo' dude, send me a copy so I can put it on my Facebook page!

sonicfrog said...

Due to reasons number 1 and 2, the Occupy Restrooms movement failed miserably!

Jack Reacher said...

I hope he doesn't forget to separate the grease in his recycling bin.

Jack Reacher said...

"WTF! I just said you're the same height as my wife!"

mpur said...

You want to be in the damn park, you STAY in the damn park!

metalgarth said...

Requesting "Freebird", also illegal under the Metalgarth regime.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tonight on CBS 60 Minutes: Rogue TSA guards go on scavenger hunts at airport motels and restaurants.

-OR-

Whatever happened to "service with a smile?" This is coming outta your tip!!

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A funny thing happened on the way to the bris: I'm not Iranian I'm Jewish, you putz!