Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Sir, You're Not on the Guest List
1. "Take your unwanted scrotum exposure elsewhere, hippie."
2. "You can take your Susan B. Anthony's to another bar, hippie."
3. dub is ejected from 'Curves' for heckling.
4. Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do not collect $200.
5. "I don't giva a sh-t what happens in Soviet Russia, Yakov, but in the USA, bouncer ejects bad comedian."
Best of Spin
"Ms Perry says she doesn't want to see you anymore"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"There. Are. Four. Lights!"
Best of prince of leaves
Doug put up with the new minister's rock-and-roll services, Earth blessings, and New Age vestments, but he just couldn't accept the new "modern" crucifix over the altar.
Best of Jack Reacher
"WTF! I just said you're the same height as my wife!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Whatever happened to "service with a smile?" This is coming outta your tip!!