Saturday, November 12, 2011
1." Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville - did not."
Perry... are you... um... feeling all right?"
3. "HARROK... Ptui!"
4. Most guys would have been impressed at the size of the canyon, but Joe used to date Sarah Jessica Parker.
5. "Yeah, Well, from now on, it's called 'The Trump Canyon!'"
Best of curly
Up next on “America’s Most Dangerous Jobs”: Members of the Obama Administration are tasked to find THE cliff over which their boss will drive the economy.
Best of GregMan
"I can't believe Coach Sandusky cheated on me with all those other 10-year-olds. I thought we had something... special."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
GOODBYE!... GoodBye!... goodbye... goodbye
Cruel... Cruel... cruel... cruel
Wor!... Wor... wor... wor
I swear, Melvin, you always were a drama queen.
Best of jj
"Hello OnStar? You need to update your road database".
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, I've found the Greek economy. Who's next? Italy?"
Best of JohnS1959
"Now if only here was a company who could sell me an anvil and have it delivered immediately , I would finally get that pesky Road Runner", though Rodney dejectedly...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, the good news is that Rosie O'Donnell's fall was broken.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Peter North found a void that even he could not fill.
Best of Dr. Doom
Moments after flinging himself over the cliff the suicidal global warming activist realized that his decomposing body would increase the size of the hole in the ozone layer. But, on the whole, the planet made a good trade...
Best of Submariner
Oh fer goodness sake, Dub; she was only 2.3 pounds above the bottom end of the BMI scale!
Best of Rodney Dill