1." Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville - did not."
2. "Governor
Perry... are you... um... feeling all right?"
3. "HARROK... Ptui!"
4. Most guys would have been impressed at the size of the canyon, but Joe used to date Sarah Jessica Parker.
5. "Yeah, Well, from now on, it's called 'The Trump Canyon!'"
Best of curly
Up next on “America’s Most Dangerous Jobs”: Members of the Obama Administration are tasked to find THE cliff over which their boss will drive the economy.
Best of GregMan
"I can't believe Coach Sandusky cheated on me with all those other 10-year-olds. I thought we had something... special."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
GOODBYE!... GoodBye!... goodbye... goodbye
Cruel... Cruel... cruel... cruel
Wor!... Wor... wor... wor
I swear, Melvin, you always were a drama queen.
Melvin?
Best of jj
"Hello OnStar? You need to update your road database".
Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, I've found the Greek economy. Who's next? Italy?"
Best of JohnS1959
"Now if only here was a company who could sell me an anvil and have it delivered immediately , I would finally get that pesky Road Runner", though Rodney dejectedly...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Well, the good news is that Rosie O'Donnell's fall was broken.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Peter North found a void that even he could not fill.
Best of Dr. Doom
Moments after flinging himself over the cliff the suicidal global warming activist realized that his decomposing body would increase the size of the hole in the ozone layer. But, on the whole, the planet made a good trade...
Best of Submariner
Oh fer goodness sake, Dub; she was only 2.3 pounds above the bottom end of the BMI scale!
Best of Rodney Dill
Recalculating......
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Why the hell couldn't you just draw on my face with a sharpie like most college kids?
"That Rhino swings lower one more time and I'm doomed."
The little black kid on the end of Mich'hell's toung.
"...and here we have an assembly of all of the straight white males who actually admit to voting for Obama."
Up next on “America’s Most Dangerous Jobs”: Members of the Obama Administration are tasked to find THE cliff over which their boss will drive the economy.
"I can't believe Coach Sandusky cheated on me with all those other 10-year-olds. I thought we had something... special."
Dang, Dad was right about why we don't leave the water running.
Picture from 2021
"Sasha Grey read to me"
Shahn prepared ahead of time and did not bathe for two weeks before this momement when he jumped to join #Occupyjumpintothecanyon.....
Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?
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GOODBYE!... GoodBye!... goodbye... goodbye
Cruel... Cruel... cruel... cruel
Wor!... Wor... wor... wor
I swear, Melvin, you always were a drama queen.
Melvin?
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Deep Thawtballoon: I know Mom was being rhetorical, but I always wondered what I'd do if all my friends jumped off a cliff.
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Heyyy, is my wife and that ranger KISSING? Why are they going into our tent??? MARY!!! Yo, Mary!! Stop!!
obama in 2019 pisses into the abyss. The metaphor of him saving the American economy is complete.
"Hello OnStar? You need to update your road database".
Johnny swings his pendulum over the pit.....
"Okay, I've found the Greek economy. Who's next? Italy?"
OPA (Obscure punchline alert): "...and it's deep too!"
Huh, that roadrunner was right. Coyotes really don't bounce.
"Now if only here was a company who could sell me and anvil and have it delivered immediately , I would finally get that pesky Road Runner", though Rodney dejectedly...
"This meeting of Occupy Grand Canyon will now come to order. Due to the overwhelming popularity of our movement, I suggest a larger venue for our next meeting." Bob's incessant positive thinking rages out of control.
Well, the good news is that Rosie O'Donnell's fall was broken.
Peter North found a void that even he could not fill.
Moments after flinging himself over the cliff the suicidal global warming activist realized that his decomposing body would increase the size of the hole in the ozone layer. But, on the whole, the planet made a good trade...
Oh fer goodness sake, Dub; she was only 2.3 pounds above the bottom end of the BMI scale!
"I said, watch that first step, Mr. Sandusky, it's a doozy. (heh heh heh)."
"Hey if you hold your head just right and squint, you can almost see the US leading economic indicators", thought Jimmy...
Recalculating......
Damn, Michelle's ass still looks big from up here.
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