Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Perfect Story for Tuesday



Personally, I would have been more upset if I woke up with that haircut.

I wonder if Jerry Sandusky had a stroke and woke up as a pedophile.

Best of joshua
Wouldn't it be funny if he got better and woke up one day and realized he wasn't gay anymore only to look over and see a naked guy laying next to him. Then all his rugby friends would make fun of him and say, "Dude, remember that time you hit your head and thought you were gay?" Man, I bet they'd give him shit about that for weeks.

Best of prince of leaves
    I've heard tales of women being so bad in the sack that they turn their boyfriends gay, but sheesh...she was so bad that all it took her was a stroke?

13 comments:

mpur said...

Man, some guys will go to any length to avoid marriage.

jj said...

Some guys should avoid marriage...and reproduction....

Achilles said...

Ang Lee announced a casting call for his live action adaptation of 'And Tango Makes Three' this week...

joshua said...

Wouldn't it be funny if he got better and woke up one day and realized he wasn't gay anymore only to look over and see a naked guy laying next to him. Then all his rugby friends would make fun of him and say, "Dude, remember that time you hit your head and thought you were gay?" Man, I bet they'd give him shit about that for weeks.

Dactyl said...

I guess they had to take off their Halloween costumes sometime.

Dr. Doom said...

The Hair Club For Men lowers its standards...

joshua said...

Chris's dad didn't approve of his son's new lifestyle choices but at least he talked his son out of becoming a soccer player.

prince of leaves said...

I've heard tales of women being so bad in the sack that they turn their boyfriends gay, but sheesh...she was so bad that all it took her was a stroke?

Spin said...

"Hey, Flock of Seagulls, UR doin it rong

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Rodney Dill said...

Earl falls down a well, the guy goes gay. He gets kicked by a mule. He goes back straight. I don't know.

ORA

GregMan said...

Penn State's latest football recruits arrive on campus.

GregMan said...

"Why yes, we voted for Obama. Why do you ask?"