1. "Aw, c'mon, since when is unwanted scrotum exposure a crime?"
2. "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
3. "Oh, c'mon, it wasn't 'rape-rape.' Don't you pigs watch 'The View?'"
4. "Make sure someone feeds my pet scabies while I'm in jail."
5. "Held down and cuffed by men in leather jackets and latex gloves... it's like Andrew Sullivan's birthday party all over again."
Best of Jack Reacher
Dave's term-paper scam is finally taken down by campus security.
Best of jj
Cop to protester, "You're too old for Sandusky. But there's a 350lb black in the cell block named Bubba that loves interracial."
Best of Dr. Doom
...On the positive side, Jerry realized that ennui had finally released him...
Best of blue
"hey, they just told me I get to Occupy City Jail!!! How cool is that!"
Best of GregMan
"Not the shower! Nooo!!!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"I swear, guys, I did NOT know that was the last Krispey Kreme donut!!"
Best of prince of leaves
Wildlife agents attach a tracking tag before releasing the feral human back into the wild.
Best of Submariner
Glee's version of "West Side Story" was surprisingly gritty.
Best of Double the U
"You slaves that go to your capitalist jobs everyday are always being crushed by your masters! Learn to be free!"
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The guys in "Jethro Tull" found out the hard way that flute solos are absolutely illegal under the regime of Metalgarth
cool photo))
"Kenneth... What is the frequency?"
my latte has been brutally spilled! Call Amnesty International!!!
Dave's term-paper scam is finally taken down by campus security.
"I have a question for Congressman Paul! I have a question for Congressman Paul!"
I thought Occupy Enumclaw meant literally that...
Cop to protester, "You're too old for Sandusky. But there's a 350lb black in the cell block named Bubba that loves interracial."
...On the positive side, Jerry realized that ennui had finally released him...
"hey, they just told me I get to Occupy City Jail!!! How cool is that!"
"Not the shower! Nooo!!!"
Todd finds out the hard way what happens when he won't get off Herman Cain's lawn.
"I didn't buy my essay off the Internet! Honest I didn't!!!"
"On the plus side, at least I'm not Scott Pelley."
See? This is why you should always cut up your six-pack rings: wild animals can get their paws trapped in them.
For years, Jarvis had wondered if there really was a penalty for yelling FIRE! in a theater.
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"I swear, guys, I did NOT know that was the last Krispey Kreme donut!!"
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Jeez, Ma, why now?? Sure, I didn't wait 30 minutes before going swimming but that was 23 years ago!!
-OR-
In police lingo, a candy ass liberal like Charlie is what's known as a test dummy.
Wildlife agents attach a tracking tag before releasing the feral human back into the wild.
"So sorry we confused you with a scruffy dirtbag, Mr. Depp...we'll have these cuffs off in a jiffy."
The surgical gloves offered little protection when it turned out Ashlar's drug-resistant TB was actually Solanum.
"Police brutality? No this is police foreplay", replied Officer Jones, "The brutality starts when we get you back to the precinct and I introduce you to Officer Jamal 'Nightstick' Jefferson... "
No!!! Not the bath, anything but the bath.
"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Do tase him, bro!
Some volunteers for Carosel didn't go so willingly or gleefully...
Glee's version of "West Side Story" was surprisingly gritty.
I.Said."JENNY'S.Got.Gun."
It's.A.Frakkin.Song...
ORA
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome;
Time for this one to go home...
Saskatchewan!
Spittoon!
Sasparilla!
What the hell was that safe word!?!
"You slaves that go to your capitalist jobs everyday are always being crushed by your masters! Learn to be free!"
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