Monday, November 14, 2011
Occupy the Pavement, Scumbag
1. "Aw, c'mon, since when is unwanted scrotum exposure a crime?"
2. "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
3. "Oh, c'mon, it wasn't 'rape-rape.' Don't you pigs watch 'The View?'"
4. "Make sure someone feeds my pet scabies while I'm in jail."
5. "Held down and cuffed by men in leather jackets and latex gloves... it's like Andrew Sullivan's birthday party all over again."
Best of Jack Reacher
Dave's term-paper scam is finally taken down by campus security.
Best of jj
Cop to protester, "You're too old for Sandusky. But there's a 350lb black in the cell block named Bubba that loves interracial."
Best of Dr. Doom
...On the positive side, Jerry realized that ennui had finally released him...
Best of blue
"hey, they just told me I get to Occupy City Jail!!! How cool is that!"
Best of GregMan
"Not the shower! Nooo!!!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"I swear, guys, I did NOT know that was the last Krispey Kreme donut!!"
Best of prince of leaves
Wildlife agents attach a tracking tag before releasing the feral human back into the wild.
Best of Submariner
Glee's version of "West Side Story" was surprisingly gritty.
Best of Double the U
"You slaves that go to your capitalist jobs everyday are always being crushed by your masters! Learn to be free!"