Wednesday, November 23, 2011

O. M. F. G.


1. Really hoping there's a sale on Eye Bleach in Aisle 12.

2.The most disgusting part of the picture? Just the knowledge that in order for her to be nursing a baby, somebody had to f--k her!

3. Jodie Foster has totally let herself go.

4. Little Timmy would grow up never understanding the source of his craving for bacon-flavored milk.

5. Scientists now believe that this woman, and not genetics or environment, is responsible for 90% of male homosexuality.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Clean up aisle 5, People keep barfing up."

Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon!

Best of Cat Whisperer
Looks like the baby’s airbag deployed when the mother breaked suddenly to avoid the boy in the blue shirt.

Best of jj
Be grateful we're not looking at a picture of her with her feet in the stirrups....oh damn...I just threw up in my mouth...

Best of Submariner
I just threw up on my monitor, keyboard, desk and lap.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Hey Dub, eHarmony just called.

Best of blue
well you know, to have those kids some guy actually had to approach THE DOOM PUSSY!

Best of Robert
Just how many more young uns she got trapped in there?

Best of PabloD
She wasn't impregnated via intercourse; her gravitational field simply pulled in the sperm of the first male to walk within 1000 yds. of her event horizon.
Best of Steve O
Ron White lied to me...

32 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Clean up aisle 5, People keep barfing up."

Rodney Dill said...

Are those melon's fresh?

Rodney Dill said...

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Rodney Dill said...

Britney Spears really let herself go... oops, again...

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon!

Jack Reacher said...

Dub just passed out in the next aisle in a pile of potato chips.

http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2011/11/people-o-walmarts-wednesday.html

curly said...

Maybe this whole "convert to Islam and make the women wear burkas" thing isn't such a bad idea after all.

curly said...

"Johnny, open a couple of them bags of bacon flavored potato chips. Mama's gotta queef real bad and I wants folks to think it's the chips and not me."

Rodney Dill said...

Thus allowing Zelda to sneak out the 20 lbs. turkey under her right breast.

Rodney Dill said...

Got Milff

(Mother's I'd like to flee from)

dub said...

HAPPY THURZDAY EVERYONE!!!

dub said...

She's an 8 in my book.


(on the Ricter Scale)



wv: nesse (you cant make up something that funny)

Double the U said...

Jimmy you go and get the Doritos flavored Similac like I asked you to or so help me...

Cat Whisperer said...

Looks like the baby’s airbag deployed when the mother breaked suddenly to avoid the boy in the blue shirt.

jj said...

Be grateful we're not looking at a picture of her with her feet in the stirrups....oh damn...I just threw up in my mouth...

Submariner said...

jj said...
Be grateful we're not looking at a picture of her with her feet in the stirrups....oh damn...I just threw up in my mouth...


I just threw up on my monitor, keyboard, desk and lap.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh hell, the 2012 Women of Walmart calendar is out already? There's never a gangbanger with a can of spray paint around when you need him.

-OR-

My eyes tell me that's an overripe cantelope, so who am I to argue?

-OR-

Looks like mama's having one of her visions again. Hallelujah!

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: As it draws closer, you can clearly see that the mutant sow has one giant boob growing out of the middle of her chest.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The plastic surgeon wants to wait to see if the kid's head eventually catches up to his big nose.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey Dub, eHarmony just called.

blue said...

well you know, to have those kids some guy actually had to approach THE DOOM PUSSY!

Robert said...

Just how many more young uns she got trapped in there?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Dey see me rollin', dey hatin'

PabloD said...

She wasn't impregnated via intercourse; her gravitational field simply pulled in the sperm of the first male to walk within 1000 yds. of her event horizon.

dadoctah said...

"If that kid's gonna feed right here in the store, he better have a receipt for that."

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bertha had mixed feelings about the relationship. On one hand, her little kid adored him, but she wasn't thrilled that Gollum always curled up in her bra when they went out. After all, she's lugging around enough weight.
(I smell an Ann Landers letter.)

Steve O said...

Ron White lied to me...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Next on the View: Supergluing lips to nips... efficient or just lazy?

-OR-

Q: How is public breastfeeding like wearing a Speedo?
A: When you get nauseous looking in a mirror, it's time to stop making others look.

-OR-

Apologies to Rudyard
If you can show your cookies while about you
Are tossing theirs and blaming it on you.

Rodney Dill said...

Still smaller boobs than the White House.

Mr Hankey said...

Once Kyle perfected his time machine, he changed history back to its correct path for the Kardashian family.

Dr. Doom said...

Wow -- look at the size of that...
... electric handicapped cart. That's 100% American quality right there. No way a Chinese cart stands up to this test...

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately Wanda's breast got clogged with a clump of Crisco and baby Earl began to cry. Good thing little Bubba was there to kick start it and save the day. Counseling was provided to all nearby shoppers by the Wal-Mart in-store clinic...